The Dark Side of the Axe is described as a moving little lullaby in How to Ride a Dragon's Storm. It is supposedly sung by Norbert the Nutjob (or possibly his men).


Come and dance the Deathwalk,
Beneath the grinning moon...
We'll do the dance together,
In the dying afternoon...

The Deathwalk looks so tricky,
But I think you'll learn it quick,
Just step into my Axe's arms,
She'll teach you in a tick...

See the jolly skeletons,
A dancing on the sea!
They haven't got no cares now,
Not like you and me...

They went and did the Deathwalk,
That crazy night-time beat...

And now they partner ghosts and whales,
On bony pearly feet...

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