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Song of the Nanodragon appears in Book 3 of the How to Train Your Dragon, How to Speak Dragonese.

History

Ziggerastica, a tiny Emperor Beetleboog Bolderbug Nanodragon, sings this song in the pocket of Hiccup's coat pocket while licking honey off himself. He had earlier been stuck in honey that the Fat Consul Roman was eating live nanodragons from. Hiccup switched Ziggerastica out with an Electricsquirm, saving him.

Lyrics

(Lyrics are in Dragonese and small print, as is seen in How to Speak Dragonese)

O Human Fatness who tried to eat me
Great Wobbling Vomit of Repulsive Man-Flesh
I cannot kill you NOW
Though I would like to
But you will regret this, Blubber-Man
You will regret this in the quiet darkness of the nighttime
For I have friends
I have friends who will itch you into nightmares
Their feet will plow your skin into rashes
And you will sleep no more, o Stomach-with-a-Head-on-it
You will sleep no more.

O Balloon of Lard who tried to eat me
Man Uglier than an Exploded Jellyfish
I cannot kill you NOW
Though I would like to
But I can wait, Flesh-Dangler
I can wait, ticking in the corner like Fate
And I have friends
I have friends who will crawl with me into your coffin
Where you are lying, hoping for the quiet sleep of Death
And we will eat YOU, o Sad Lump of Man Meat
We will eat you.

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