How to Train Your Dragon 2 (transcript)

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This is the transcript for How To Train Your Dragon 2.

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Hiccup:(Narration): This is Berk. The best kept secret this side of... well, anywhere. Granted, it may not look like much, but this wet heap of rock packs more than a few surprises. Life here is amazing. Just not for the faint of heart. You see, where most places enjoy hobbies like whittling or needlepoint, we Berkians prefer a little something we like to call... DRAGON RACING!

[We see the teens, now five years older, grabbing sheep off the ground and flying around the village in the middle of a rather exciting race.]

Fishlegs: WHOOOOOOO!

[Fishlegs flies in on Meatlug, who has a scared sheep in her paws. Suddenly, Snotlout side-butts Fishlegs. He drops the sheep, which lands in Snotlout's hands.]

Snotlout: HO-HO! I'm sorry, Fishlegs! Did you want that?

[Fishlegs glares at Snotlout.]

Fishlegs: Snotlout, that was mine!

[Snotlout flies over to the twins, Ruffnut and Tuffnut, and tosses his sheep to Ruff.]

Snotlout: Here ya go, babe! Did I tell you that you look amazing today? Cuz' you do!

Ruffnut: (Disgusted) Ugh, come on, Barf! It's starting to stink around here!

Tuffnut: Nope, still hates you! Let's blow this place, Belch! Alright!

[Snotlout meets up with Astrid, and Astrid hits Snotlout on the helmet for throwing the sheep to Ruffnut.]

Astrid: What are you doing, Snotlout? They're gonna win now!

Snotlout: She's my princess! What ever she wants she gets.

Astrid: (Confused) Ruffnut? Did she try to bury you alive?

Snotlout: Only for a few hours!

Hiccup: (Narration) Now, dragons used to be a bit of a problem, but that was five years ago. Now they've all moved in! And really, why wouldn't they? We have custom stables, all-you-can-eat feeding stations, a full-service dragon wash, even top-of-the-line fire prevention, if I do say so, myself.

Stoick: It's time, Gobber!

Gobber: Righty-ho! Last lap!

Astrid: The Black Sheep! Come on, Stormfly! We can still win this thing!

Gobber: (To the Black Sheep) This is your big moment. Have a nice flight!

[The sheep, scared, gets flung into the air.]

[Astrid flies towards the airborne sheep, and Stormfly prepares to catch it.]

Astrid: Up, up, up, up, up!

[Suddenly, Fishlegs flies in and intercepts the sheep.]

Astrid: No!

Fishlegs: Yes! Good job, Meatlug!

Fishlegs: Here ya go, Darling.

Ruffnut: Yeah! The black sheep. NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW!

Tuffnut: Except me. We're attatched genius.

Tuffnut: Quit trying to steal all my glory! It's my glory! NO SHEEP, NO GLORY!

Ruffnut: You're always ruining everything!"

Astrid: The Black Sheep! Come on, Stormfly! We can still win this thing! Gotcha!

Stoick: Well played! Ha, ha, ha... That's thirteen! Astrid takes the game!

[To Spitlout] That's my future daughter-in-law.

Stoick: And Hiccup is... Nowhere to be found.

[Scene changes to Hiccup and Toothless flying over the ocean doing acrobatic stunts]

Hiccup: What do ya think bud? Wanna give this another shot?

[Toothless complains in reply]

Hiccup: Toothless, it'll be fine.

Hiccup: Ready?... Ahhhhhh! Yeah! Woooo-oo! Yeah!

[Hiccup snaps open his flight suit]

Hiccup: Oooooh! Woohoo!... This is amazing!

[The suit starts to fail and Hiccup starts to fall]

Hiccup: No longer amazing! TOOTHLESS!

...

Hiccup: We've really got to work on your solo flying there bud.

[Hiccup gets hit in the head by small rock thrown by Toothless]

Hiccup: Oh, what? You want an apology? Is that why you're pouting, big baby-boo?

Hiccup: Well try this on! [hugs him, tries to wrestle with him] Oh, you feeling it yet? Huh? Picking up on all of my heartfelt remorse?

Hiccup: (Groans) Oh come on, come on. Yeah-yeah You wouldn't hurt a one legged- ahh!

[Toothless laughs]

Hiccup: O-oh oh. You're right, you're right. You win... You win.

[Toothless falls backwards]

Hiccup: Woah woah woah. [playing with Toothless] "He's down! Oh, and it's ugly! Dragons and Vikings, enemies again! Locked in combat to the bitter--[Toothless pins Hiccup] --AAHHHhhhh...

[Toothless starts to lick him]

Hiccup: (Groans) You KNOW that doesn't wash out!"

[Toothless laughs and hiccup splashes some spit on Toothless' face]

[Hiccup looks around at the new island he discovered and pulls out his map]

Hiccup: So... What should we name it?

[Toothless chews at his armpit]

Hiccup: Itchy armpit it is. So, what'da say? Just keep going?

[Toothless replies 'no']

[Astrid and Stormfly land on the island and enter the scene]

[Toothless goes excitedly to greet Stormfly]

Hiccup: Afternoon Milady. Where have you been?

Astrid: Where have you been?

Hiccup: Avoiding my dad

Astrid: Oh no. What happened now?

Hiccup: Oh, you're gonna- you're gonna love this. I wake up, the sun is shining, Terrible Terrors are singing on the rooftop, I saunter down to breakfast thinking all is right in the world and I get [imitating Stoick] 'Son, we need to talk-.

Astrid: [Imitates Hiccup] "Not now, Dad. I've got a whole day of goofing off to get started.

Hiccup: Okay, first of all, I-I don't sound like that, what is this character? And second what is that thing you're going with my shoulders?

Hiccup: ... A truly flattering impersonation, anyway he goes; imitating Stoick] 'You're the pride of Berk, son. And I couldn't be prouder!

Astrid: [Imitates Hiccup talking to his dad] "Ah, thanks, Dad! I'm pretty impressed with myself too!

Hiccup: [Laughing] When have I ever done that with my hands?'

Astrid: You just did.

Hiccup: Ah-kay, just hold still. Very serious.

Hiccup: You're all grown up. And since no chief could ask for a better successor, I've decided--

Astrid: To make you Chief! Oh, my gods! Hiccup, that's AMAZING. [Punches him hard in the chest]

[Hiccup grunts, Astrid laughs. Hiccup's fin pops out.]

Hiccup: You’re going to wear out the spring oiling. The calibration is very sensitive.

[Toothless and Stormfly come running past cashing each other and knock over Astrid and Hiccup]

Hiccup: Yeah so… This is what I’m dealing with.

Astrid: What’d you tell him?

Hiccup: I-I didn’t, by the time he turned around I was gone.

Astrid: Huh, well… That’s allot of responsibility. The map will have to wait for sure, and I’ll need to fly Toothless since you’ll be too busy but…

[Long moment of silence]

Hiccup: I-It’s not me Astrid, all those speeches and planning and running the village, that’s his thing. 

Astrid: I think you’re missing the point. I mean chief. What an honer, I'd be pretty excited.

Hiccup: I'm not like you. You know exactly who you are, and you've always have. But I'm still looking. I know that I'm not my father, and I've never met my mother, so... what does that make me?

Astrid: What you're searching for isn't out there [Puts her hand to Hiccup's chest] It's in here. Maybe you just don't see it yet.

Hiccup: Maybe. But you know there is something out there.

Astrid: Hiccup...

Hiccup: I have to.