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Winger: There they are. Do you think you can handle it, Burps? I would but...

Burple: Leave it to me, Winger. Burple to the rescue!

Aggro: Burple! Yeah!

Leyla: Help!

Burple: Huh?

Leyla: Help! Help!

Burple: On it!

Leyla: Burple? Oh, perfect shot, Burp!

Summer: As usual.

Burple: Dak, hold on!

Dak: I'm gonna fall!

Burple: Not today.

Dak: I'm saved. Burple, you're great. You're great. You're great. You're great!

Winger: You're late. Burple, you're late.

Burple: Uh... huh?

Winger: You and Aggro were supposed to do the breakfast fishing.

Burple: Oh, sorry. But I'm still great, right? Never mind.

Cutter: Where's Aggro?

Leyla: Aggro already has the fire started?

Dak: She's usually the last dragon out of the cave. Morning, Aggro!

Aggro: Oh! Oh, uh... hey. Is it morning already? I must have dozed off.

Summer: You've been out here all night?

Aggro: Yeah, well, I just, um, wanted to get some fresh air. Sometimes that sleep cave can be a little stuffy.

Winger: And you kept this fire going all night, too?

Aggro: Yeah, I guess. Hey, what's for breakfast?

Cutter: Let me see what they're serving in Huttsgalor. Great. Breakfast looks like a serving of Magnus Finke with a side order of another terrible new invention.

Burple: I just lost my appetite.

Magnus Finke: Yes, yes, come in closer. Not that close.

Male Villager: Um...

Magnus: People of Huttsgalor! Feat your eyes on my genius, my brilliance...

Axel Our newest invention.

Magnus: My newest invention. Mechano-Dragon Version Two!

Dak: Another Mechano-Dragon?

Leyla: Didn't he learn anything from the last time?

Cutter: Magnus learn something? I'm gonna go with no.

Magnus: Now...

Axel: Ladies and gentleman, I know what you all must be thinking, the last Mechano-Dragon was a slight disappointment.

Magnus: Thanks for reminding them.

Axel: But this model is new and improved, right, Uncle?

Magnus: Of course it is! Steam powered. Belzium body. And these claws are specially made for rescuing!

Leyla: Wait, wait, wait. Did he say rescuing?

Winger: That's our job.

Dak: It'll be a nice change from the last Mechano-dragon. That one, we had to rescue people from!

Magnus: Go ahead, laugh. Axel, if you please. This Mechano-Dragon will prove once and for all that we don't need you pesky Rescue Runts.

Axel: Mechano time!

Magnus: Okay. Now, who needs to be rescued?

Leyla: Everyone looks safe here, Magnus?

Magnus: What about Elbone? He's always one bad idea away from everlasting doom.

Male Villager #2: He's got a cold. He's staying on his house boat.

Magnus: Hey, I don't see Chief Duggard anywhere. He must be missing!

Female Villager: No, he's visiting his mother up north. They like to knit.

Magnus: There must be someone in danger! Finngard? Come on! Wait, where's Haggis? Drat! You ruined our chance. But don't worry, somebody will need a rescue sometime and when they do, we'll be there!

Dak: Oh, great. Just what we need.

Burple: You know what I need? Breakfast. And then a couple of lunches. And then maybe three dinners.

Cutter: Burple, quiet.

Burple: Sorry. I knew I shouldn't have stopped at three dinners. I'll go grab a snack. Want anything?

Cutter: Sleep?

Burple: Right. Sorry. Want anything, Summer?

Summer: No, thanks.

Burple: Winger?

Winger: I'm good.

Burple: Aggro? Aggro? Hey, where's Aggro?

Dak: So, she's just gone?

Winger: Yeah. Must have snuck out. Again.

Dak: Where would she go in the middle of the night?

Leyla: I hope she's okay.

Cutter: I think I see her! At least I thought I saw her. She was right here!

Winger: Over there! Aggro! Huh?

Rescue Riders: Axel?

Axel: Oh, hello.

Leyla: What are you doing out in the middle of the night?

Axel: Well, it's such a nice night, I thought I would take a moonlit flight. I don't suppose you're all headed out on a rescue?

Dak: So you can follow us to it? Pfft. Nice try.

Axel: Me? I would never. Hey. Come on, guys! Guys!

Leyla: Okay. Now that we lost Axel, we gotta find Aggro.

Cutter: Wait. I see her. Or at a least a little red glow that looks just like her.

Buple: Is that Boiling Springs Valley?

Leyla: Aggro?

Aggrp: Huh?

Leyla: Are you okay?

Aggro: What are you guys doing here?

Summer: Looking for you. We were worried.

Winger: What's going on with you?

Aggro: Nothing. Can't a dragon take a little night flight without everyone freaking out?

Burple: To Boiling Springs Valley?

Aggro: It's not dangerous if you don't get too close. I'm just catching some steam. You guys should try it. Me, I'm gonna get some sleep.

Leyla: She's hiding something.

Summer: Yeah. First she sleeps all night by the fire, now she sneaks off to Boiling Springs Valley?

Winger: It's getting stranger and stranger.

Dak: And more dangerous. We better keep an eye on her until we can figure out what's going on.

Aggro: I can see you, Burple.

Burple: No, you can't.

Aggro: Are you guys following me?

Dak: No. Why would you think that?

Aggro: Because you're following me.

Dak: Must be all just going to the same place. But we'll stop.

Aggro: I'm gonna go check on the fire.

Winger: Good idea. I'll go with you.

Aggro: Then again, maybe I'll get a drink from the well instead.

Summer: You know me, I could always use some water.

Aggro: You know what? I'm just gonna go to bed. It's been a long day.

Winger: Well, us, too.

Cutter: You want first shift watching her, Burp?

Burple: Leave it to me, guys, I got this. No way she's getting past me.

Aggro: You going to sleep, Burple?

Burple: Oh, yeah. I just need to get comfy. Sometimes I'm comfiest with my eyes open.

Aggro: Mm-hm. Hey, um, can you grab me a blanket? It's getting chilly in here.

Burple: One blanket coming right up for the chilly fire dragon.

Aggro: Thanks. Night, Burple.

Burple: Night, Aggro. Phew.

Dak: So?

Burple: She didn't make a move all night.

Winger: Nice work, Burp.

Leyla: But why is she so lumpy? Aggro?

Burple: Oops.

Dak: Where could she have gone this time?

Cutter: Probably somewhere even more dangerous.

Summer: Uh-oh.

Burple: "Uh-oh"? How did we get from oops to uh-oh?

Summer: First she was at the fire pit. Then Boiling Springs Valley.

Leyla: Not just more dangerous places, hotter places.

Summer: So, what's hotter than Boiling Springs Valley?

Winger: Nothing.

Summer: Nothing on this island. But what if she went to the hottest and most dangerous place near here?

Burple: Volcano Island? Yeah, we're definitely at uh-oh now.

Dak: Why would Aggro ever come here?

Summer: Hopefully she didn't. We're just checking to be sure.

Leyla: Thankfully, I don't see her anywhere.

Burple: Great! Let's go home.

Cutter: Uh, guys? Look down there.

Leyla: Aggro, are you okay?

Aggro: Yes! I'm fine! Stop following me, all right?

Summer: No! Enough is enough, Aggro. What are you doing in a volcano?

Aggro: Nothing! I mean, I just... Fine. I didn't wanna tell you this, but I'm molting, okay?

Burple: Molting, of course! What's molting?

Leyla: Fire Furies shed their old scales as they grow. The hotter it is, the faster they molt.

Summer: But why didn't you tell us, Aggro?

Aggro: Because I'm embarrassed!

Dak: Uh, guys, can we talk about this somewhere else? Really don't think this is a safe place to be right now.

Winger: Dak's right. Aggro, just come out and we'll find a better place for you to molt.

Aggro: Okay, okay. It is getting pretty hot in here. Maybe a little too hot. That's strange. Whoa!

Dak: What's the matter?

Aggro: My wings, they won't flap. I can't fly!

Leyla: Oh, no, you overheated!

Burple: Overheated? Fire dragons can overheat?

Leyla: Any dragon can overheat in a hot enough place.

Cutter: And a volcano is pretty much the hottest place there is!

Burple: Is there something worse than uh-oh? 'Cause I think we're there now.

Dak: We gotta get her out of there!

Aggro: We gotta get me out of here!

Cutter: Don't worry, I got this.

Leyla: Cutter, no! If it's too hot for a fire dragon, it's defintely too hot for a Razorwing.

Cutter: Fire dragon, schmire dragon, I could do this in my sleep. Hot, hot, hot!

Leyla: You were saying?

Cutter: Okay, okay, It's a teensy bit hot.

Winger: I can beat the heat, I'm the fastest.

Aggro: Come on, Winger! You got this!

Winger: Really wish I did! Sorry, Aggro!

Aggro: Winger can't rescue me? Now I'm really getting worried.

Winger: Sorry.

Dak: It's okay, Wing. We'll figure something out.

Leyla: I have an idea!

Dak: Told you we'd figure something out. What did we figure out?

Leyla: Come on, everyone. We're stopping by the Roost, and then we're heading north! Be right back, Aggro!

Dak: Why is Burple going in after Aggro?

Leyla: Rockspitters like Burple have the toughest hides, and he can carry all the ice and snow we collected to keep him extra cool.

Burple: I'm definitely extra cool.

Dak: What's the pile of snow for?

Summer: He needs to stay cool on the inside, too. Come on, Burple, eat up. We need four stomachs full.

Cutter: I gotta see this. He's gonna turn into a Burpsicle!

Burple: Anything for Aggro. Oh, brain freeze!

Aggro: Um, guys? Is someone gonna try again? Anyone?

Burple: I'm coming for you, Aggro!

Aggro: Okay, did not expect to see that.

Burple: Wow. This is hotter than I thought.

Aggro: You can do it, Burps! Keep coming.

Burple: Almost there. It's too hot! Sorry! I was right there. Then I wasn't

Dak: I think volcanoes are too hot. For any of us.

Leyla: Wait a minute! This buckle is made out of Belzium and it didn't melt.

Summer: What are you thinking, Ley?

Leyla: The unthinkable.

Magnus: Absolutely not! My Mechano-Dragon will never rescue a flappy lizard.

Dak: Please, Magnus. Our friend is in trouble. Your Mechano-Dragon is the perfect thing to save her.

Leyla: It's made of Belzium, right? So, it can take the heat. And it's extendable claws can reach right down and grab her.

Axel: I could do it. Uh-huh.

Magnus: But the answer is still no!

Dak: You know, sis, it's actually a good thing Magnus won't help. If his Mechano-Dragon saved one of us, imagine what people would think.

Leyla: Yeah, we sure would look bad. People might wonder if they needed us anymore.

Magnus: Wait just one moment. Perhaps I could have a change of heart. What are you wait for, Axel? We need to save our dear dragon friend Aggbo!

Dak: It's Aggro.

Magnus: Hm? Him, too.

Leyla: Uh, she's a girl.

Magnus: Her, too.

Leyla: Okay, Axel. It's super-hot in there, so just go low enough to use long rescue claws to grab Aggro.

Axel: Got it.

Magnus: I need you back in one piece.

Axel: Thanks, Uncle Magnus.

Magnus: I was talking to the Mechano-Dragon.

Axel: Whoa. Cool. And hot. Hey, Aggro! I'm here to rescue you!

Aggro: Axel? Now I know the heat is getting to me. I'm seeing things!

Dak: Look. It's working!

Magnus: Of course it's working. My Mechano-Dragon is perfect in every way. Huh?

Aggro: Whoa. That can't be good.

Axel: Ahh! Whoa!

Aggro: Whoa, now I'm hot and dizzy!

Winger: They're in trouble!

Leyla: I thought you said it was made of Belzium?

Magnus: The outside is.

Dak: And the insides?

Leyla: And the claws?

Magnus: Not so much.

Aggro: Phew. Whoa!

Dak: Aggro!

Magnus: No!

Burple: She's right by the lava now.

Cutter, Dak, Leyla, Summer, Burple and Winger: Aggro!

Dak: Don't worry, Aggro. We're gonna figure this out.

Aggro: I'm not going anywhere!

Magnus: My Mechano-Dragon. My beautiful Mechano-Dragon.

Axel: If fine, Uncle, thanks.

Magnus: You did this on purpose! You wanted to destroy my masterpiece. Well, you can't sink a Finke. I'll just invent another, and another, and they'll be even masterpiece-ier. Come, Axel.

Dak: What are we gonna do now? We tried everything and Aggro's even deeper in the volcano than before.

Leyla: Oh, I don't know. I'm out of ideas.

Cutter: Too bad there's no such thing as a real live Belzium dragon, huh?

Leyla: Cutter, you're a genius.

Cutter: I am? I mean, of course I am. How am I a genius?

Leyla: What if we took the broken Mechano-Dragon and used the Belzium pieces as armor? And make a real, live Belzium dragon!

Dak: That's a great idea.

Cutter: You're welcome.

Dak: So, who wants to give it a try?

Winger: Where some see danger, I see my destiny. Where some see risk, I see reward. Where some see...

Burple: I'll do it.

Winger: Huh?

Leyla, Dak, Summer and Cutter: What?

Burple: I mean, I don't want to. I really, really, really, really, really don't want to. But like Leyla said, I have the toughest hide and I got the closest last time, right?

Dak: Ok, then. But how are we gonna get these chunks of Belzium to stick to Burple?

Leyla: I have an idea. Burple, eat this iron ore.

Burple: Um, aren't we supposed to put the metal on the outside of me?

Leyla: Just trust me.

Burple: Ugh.

Dak: Okay, now what?

Cutter, Dak, Summer and Winger: Whoa!

Burple: How did you do that?

Leyla: Belzium is highly magnetic. As long as that iron ore is in your stomach, the Belzium should stick to your sides.

Dak: What do you think, Burps?

Burple: Well, it's purple, I'm purple. So, it should probably work, right?

Summer: Of course.

Leyla: Good luck.

Cutter: That makes no sense.

Winger: Do you think you can handle it, Burps?

Burple: Leave it to me, Winger.

Aggro: Uh, hello? I'm ready to see this crazy new idea you're working on.

Burple: Armored Burple to the rescue!

Aggro: Okay. Did not expect to see that either. Awesome move, Burp.

Burple: Call me Armored Burp! Or maybe Belzium Burp. How about maximum Burple?

Aggro: I'll call you whatever you want, just get me out of here!

Dak: Yeah! Go, Burp!

Winger: Come on!

Dak and Leyla: Yes!

Aggro: I'm gonna fall!

Burple: Not today. Flap, little wings, flap!

Aggro: Higher, Burps, higher!

Burple: Too heavy, can't make it!

Summer: Where are they?

Cutter: I can't see them down there!

Aggro: That's because we're up here.

Cutter: Look how much brighter she is.

Winger: And bigger.

Leyla: I think she finished molting!

Winger: Yeah!

Summer: You made it! I'm so glad you guys are okay.

Aggro: Thanks for coming to find me. And never giving up. Luckily, Burple flew me high enough for my wings to start working again.

Burple: Right when mine stopped.

Aggro: I'm really sorry I didn't tell everyone what was going on. I was just...

Leyla: Embarrassed? But you didn't need to be.

Summer: You're not the only dragon that molts, Aggro.

Aggro: I'm not? I thought shedding old scales and growing new ones was just a Fire Fury thing.

Winger: Nope. I molt.

Burple: Me, too. I just didn't know what it was called.

Leyla: It's part of growing up. After a Fire Fury molts, they're usually bigger, brighter, and stronger.

Aggro: Stronger?

Cutter: Whoa!

Burple: Hey, I'm more powerful, too! I have new armor. I never wanna take this off.

Cutter: You know, with all that iron in your stomach, you probably won't have room for dinner.

Burple: Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Winger: All right, let's head home, Rescue Riders. Aggro, now that you're bigger and brighter, why don't you lead the way?

Aggro: Whoo! Hope you guys can keep up with Aggro version two!

Magnus: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! I said, stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

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