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Aggro: I'm gonna get you, Summer.

Dak: Why are we going slow?

Winger: Just trust me. I know what I'm doing.

Dak: Whatever you're doing, do it faster.

Summer: Winger's still hanging back.

Leyla: He's up to something. Don't forget, Swiftwings are the fastest dragons. Sorry, fastest in the air.

Summer: Thank you.

Leyla: But this time his cockiness is gonna cost him. If we hug the side of the Roost on the last turn...

Summer: We can beat him to Huttsgalor.

Cutter: You shouldn't be worried about them. You should be worried about me. Now just sit back, watch and learn as I...

Aggro: Pass you all!

Cutter: Whoa!

Aggro: Less talking, more racing.

Cutter: Hey! Whoa! Hey!

Burple: Well, at least I'm not in last place for once. Not last, I'm not last. Not last at all!

Dak: Winger, what are we waiting for?

Winger: This. A tailwind.

Burple: I'm not last, I'm not la... Fun while it lasted.

Aggro: I'm gaining on you.

Aggro and Cutter: Whoa!

Leyla: I knew it. They're coming fast.

Summer: Lean to the left, Ley.

Leyla: Give it all you got, Summer.

Summer: Victory will be ours.

Dak: Whoo-hoo! Still undefeated.

Summer: All right, all right, we get it.

Leyla: You two are the fastest.

Aggro: But I'm by far the hottest.

Cutter: And I'm still the funniest.

Burple: And I'm still... really, really, winded.

Winger: Come on, let's all wing it in.

Aggro, Burple, Cutter, Summer and Winger: Yeah.

Duggard: Ah! Good morning, Rescue Riders. And what a fine morning it is. The sun is shining. Check. The townspeople are happily working. Check. And the wagon wheels are rolling wildly through the village.

Dak: Look out, Aggro!

Aggro: Huh?

Hannahr: Wha...?

Duggard: That is strange. Wagon wheels are not on my morning list.

Male Villager: Look out!

Winger: Come on, Rescue Riders. The villagers are in trouble.

Magnus: What is all the racket about? How is a genius to work with all this superfluous screaming? Had to wait until the last second, didn't you.

Cutter: Wow. Thankless, party of one.

Magnus: I didn't like the tone of that roar one bit.

Leyla: What is going on?

Duggard: Nothing to panic about. Accidents happen. Oh! We need to get to bottom of this at once before the whole village falls apart.

Hannahr: Chief.

Duggard: Ah, Hannahr, just the Viking we need to fix this mess.

Hannahr: I can't fix this mess.

Duggard: Oh. That took an unexpected turn. Considering you're the town blacksmith and fixing things is your job, you might wanna keep that nugget of information to yourself.

Hannahr: It's not that, chief. I'm out of Belzium.

Duggard: Out of Belzium? Out of Belzium? What is Belzium exactly?

Magnus: A highly magnetic ore that is both flexible and durable.

Duggard: Uh...

Hannahr: You know, the purple rock that I add to my iron to make it stronger.

Duggard: That Belzium. Of course.

Hannahr: It makes better nails for fences, wheels for carts...

Duggard: And handles for mugs. Should've let me know you were out of it.

Hannahr: I did.

Duggard: When?

Hannahr: When I was fixing your mug.

Duggard: You sure?

Hannahr: You wrote it down on your to do list.

Duggard: Well it looks like I need to find some more Belzium before the whole town falls apart. And by that I mean, Rescue Riders, can you find us more Belzium before the whole town falls apart? Literally.

Magnus: No need for these flappy lizards. I've been waiting for the perfect opportunity to test my newest invention. My Magnificent Magnetic Mineral Detector.

Winger: Did he just call us flappy lizards?

Magnus: These finely tuned spring-loaded magnets can pick up traces of Belzium from miles away! With my amazing device, I'll find that Belzium faster than anyone. Using science!

Dak: Sound like somebody just challenged us to a race, huh Wing.

Winger: Funny, that's what I heard, too.

Leyla: Or Dak we could all work together as a team to find the Belzium.

Dak: I don't know. A race sounds like more fun to me.

Magnus: Yes, a race you will undoubtedly lose. Humiliating you will be so much fun. Just move... I had... There, calibrating, not quite. No, that's fine.

Winger: Don't worry, gang. The rest of you can relax. We'll beat Magnus to the Belzium.

Cutter: Hold on, you two might be the fastest, but I have the best eyesight.

Aggro: Eyesight only gets you so far. I lived up on northern pastures for so long I already know where to start looking.

Burple: What about me? I know a lot about rocks, you know.

Summer: Wait a minute, you guys think you can beat us in a race that involves thinking?

Leyla: You, too, Summer? All right. If you can't join them, beat them. I'm in.

Winger: Then it sound like the race is on. May the best flappy lizard win.

Dak: On your mark. Get set...

Magnus: See you later, lizard losers. Ha, ha!

Winger: Go.

Aggro: It's on.

Summer: Uh, shouldn't we be going?

Leyla: Hold on, Summer. We don't have to leave first to find it first. Hannahr, tell us everything you know about Belzium.

Hannahr: I was wondering if someone would ask. If you want to find Belzium...

Winger: Yee-haw!

Dak: We're way ahead of everybody else.

Winger: Sure are. What is it we're looking for again?

Dak: Uh, some kind of purple rock.

Winger: So, shouldn't we be flying closer to the ground?

Dak: I guess so.

Winger: And slower.

Dak: Come on, really? We might as well be walking.

Cutter: Nothing over there. It's gotta be here somewhere. Not Belzium. Not Belzium. Not... So not Belzium. I'll just be going.

Aggro: Hmm. Huh? Aha! Belzium. I knew searching here would pay off. Burple.

Burple: I must have dozed off looking for Belzium.

Aggro: How in the world do you fall asleep under a pile of rocks?

Burple: Easy you just close your eyes and count Haggis jumping over your face. Again and again and a...

Leyla: Hannahr said you find Belzium near sandstone deposits.

Summer: This is definitely sandstone. But I don't see any Belzium.

Leyla: Keep looking. Huttsgalor really needs it.

Summer: And it'd be nice to find it before Dak and Winger.

Leyla: Heh. Yeah, that, too. Looks like the Belzium found us.

Summer: Ley, look.

Leyla: There it is.

Winger: It's Leyla and Summer they found something.

Dak: Before us? No way. Whoa!

Winger: We found it.

Leyla: No. We found it. You found us.

Winger: You found the stuff. Now how about we race back to see who can get it to Hannahr fastest.

Leyla: Hey.

Dak: I bet I'll get it out faster.

Leyla: In your dreams, Dak.

Magnus: Oh, the mother lode. Let go of my glory, Rescue Runts.

Leyla: Um, guys?

Dak: Wait.

Leyla: No. Guys, stop.

Winger: Dak.

Magnus: Ridiculous.

Leyla: Magnus, watch out.

Summer: I'm on it.

Dak and Summer: Whoops.

Magnus: Congratulations, disaster dragons. This is all your fault.

Winger: Our fault?

Leyla: Hey, we're in this together, like it or not.

Magnus: Not. I don't do well in dark, dank places. They give me the heebie-jeebies. Dark, dank heebie-jeebies. Something moved.

Winger: Stand back, everyone. I'm getting us out of here.

Summer: Not again.

Leyla: Ok, I vote for not doing that again.

Dak: Guess we gotta do this the hard way.

Leyla: Come on, guys.

Dak: It's just too heavy. Now what?

Leyla: Cutter, Aggro, and Burple are out there somewhere. Maybe if we call for help, they'll hear us.

Dak: Good idea, sis.

Magnus: Oh, now he Rescue Riders need rescuing. Oh, what a shock.

Dak, Leyla, Summer and Winger: Help! Somebody help us!

Aggro: Stop following me, Cutter.

Cutter: I'm not following you. I'm just making sure I don't waste time looking in the same places you've already looked.

Aggro: Nice try.

Burple: Did you guys hear something? It sounded like faint, desperate yelling.

Cutter: It's probably your stomachs, Burple. They're always squawking about something.

Burple: Maybe, but my stomachs don't normally sound like, "Help. Help us. Help."

Aggro: Why don't you stop for a snack, just to be sure, while I find the Belzium.

Burple: That's a great idea. Wait. You can't fool me or my stomachs.

Summer: Help.

Dak: So much for screaming for help.

Winger: We'll think of something of something else.

Leyla: There's only thing we haven't tried.

Summer and Winger: Magnus?

Dak: He'll never help. He can't stand us.

Leyla: Inside every mean person there is a nice, kind, gentle person trying to get out.

Magnus: You expect me to help you? "Help us, Magnus. We're stuck in this cave."

Leyla: We're all stuck Magnus. That includes you. The four of us can't move the boulder. But maybe the five of us can.

Magnus: Hmm. Work with you and the wild beasts or be stuck in this cave.

Dak: Well?

Magnus: I'm thinking.

Leyla: You'll be stuck in this cave forever with the wild beasts, you know.

Magnus: Well, when you put it like that...

Dak: I think it's working. We can't hold this for much longer. Someone needs to try to squeeze out.

Magnus: I volunteer. I'll will send back help, eventually.

Dak: Leyla, go, go, go. Yes!

Magnus: Just so we're clear, our very lives rest in the hands of a child. And you're good with that?

Dak: They rest in the hands of my sister. So, yeah, I am.

Leyla: Cutter! Aggro? Burple! Rescue Riders! Oh, I'm never gonna find them this way. But maybe they can find me.

Magnus: Dark, dank, heebie-jeebies... Oh! What is taking her so long?

Winger: I wish I could've squeezed out of here. I could've flown to Huttsgalor and back three times by now.

Summer: Leyla will get help. We wouldn't be in this mess in the first place if you hadn't followed us here.

Winger: Or if you'd let me get the Belzium.

Summer: I was just trying to win.

Winger: So was I.

Dak: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's plenty of blame to go around.

Magnus: Blame? Is that what those two are prattling on about? Well, you can tell them for me that I'm not gonna apologize. If Magnus Finke can't win, then nobody can.

Summer and Winger: Huh?

Dak: I think they got the message, Magnus. Just not the one you were sending.

Winger: Sorry, Summer. I got too stuck on trying to win.

Summer: Yeah. Me, too, Sorry. Anyway, it doesn't matter how we got trapped in here. What we need to focus on now is getting out.

Winger: I'm sure Leyla will find the others and be back anytime now.

Leyla: I don't like being up this high without a dragon.

Cutter: No, you're following me.

Aggro: No, you're following me.

Cutter: No, you are.

Leyla: Aggro. Cutter. Come on, look over here.

Aggro: You're still following me.

Cutter: No, you're following me.

Aggro: No, you're following me.

Cutter: No, you are.

Leyla: Aggro, Cutter. Whoa!

Burple: Hi.

Leyla: Oh, Burple. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Why didn't you say something? You heard me calling out.

Burple: Yeah. But not to me.

Leyla: Come on let's get the others. We've got some rescuing to do.

(Scene changes back to Belzium cave)

Leyla: Dak. You guys okay in there?

Dak: We are now. Great to hear your voice, sis.

Leyla: I found Cutter, Burple and Aggro. Everyone pull together. You guys, push from inside.

Dak: Okay, sis.

Cutter: I can't get a grip.

Burple: Burple knows boulders. Watch and learn. Oh! My favorite fang.

Leyla: I got it. Dak.

Dak: We're pushing.

Leyla: Not that. I need Magnus' invention.

Magnus: You mean my Magnificent Magnetic Mineral Detector?

Dak: Hand it over. Now.

Magnus: Oh, fine. Just take it. But for the record, I'm not helping you. I'm helping you help me.

Leyla: Alright, everyone grab a spring and pull with everything you've got.

Dak: Now's our chance. Everybody, all together. One, two, three.

Summer: Keep going. It's working.

Leyla: We did it.

Dak: Yeah. Wing it in. Yes. Oh, yeah.

Leyla: Magnus, you all right?

Magnus: I'm better than all right. I'm a winner.

Dak: Hey, what are you doing?

Magnus: Thanks for the Belzium, Rescue Runts.

Leyla: Really?

Dak: Inside every mean person there's a nice, kind, gentle person trying to get out, huh?

Leyla: Well, in his case, very, very, very deep inside.

Magnus: I'll bet they'll welcome me with a parade. Maybe even make me chief.

Winger: He'll never to able to control that boulder.

Cutter: Serves him right.

Summer: Need I point out, this slope leads straight down to Huttsgalor.

Magnus: Oh, it'll be brilliant. I'll be known as Chief Magnus the... Muddy.

Dak: We have to stop that thing before it gets to Huttsgalor.

Leyla: It'll crush the village.

Winger: Not if I beat it there. Hang on, Dak.

Dak: Power blast, Winger.

Winger: Oh, right.

Aggro: Allow me. Feel the heat. Well, that didn't work.

Summer: H2-On it. Fire's out. Boulder, still a problem.

Dak: We can't break it apart.

Leyla: And we can't stop it.

Winger: None of us can do it by ourselves. Listen up everyone. I have an idea, but to pull it off, we'll have to work together. Everyone get into position. Aggro, Cutter. Now. Good job. Our turn.

Aggro: Better hurry. It's headed towards Marena's house.

Dak: Nice.

Leyla: Don't celebrate yet, Dak. Look.

Dak: Oh, no. Duggard's hut.

Hannahr: Everyone, I understand your concerns. I do.

Male Villager #2: My ax couldn't cut down a blade of grass.

Young Male Villager: And my shield isn't very shield-y.

Male Villager #3: I'd really like you to fix my belt so I can wear pants again.

Male Villager #4: And I'd like my barrel back.

Duggard: Just try to stay calm. And covered. I'm sure the Rescue Riders will be here with the Belzium soon.

Hannahr: Uh, chief?

Duggard: Yes?

Hannahr: Might be here sooner than you think.

Duggard: Don't panic. Or if you do panic, please panic in an orderly fashion.

Cutter: We got this. Come on, Burps.

Duggard and Hannahr: Yes!

Duggard: Pardon me.

Aggro: Oh, no.

Burple: Burple, from above!

Dak: Go, Burp! You wanted Belzium, you got Belzium.

Hannahr: Enough to last Huttsgalor almost a week.

Duggard: Wha...?

Dak: What?

Leyla: That's all?

Hannahr: Just kidding. This could last for years.

Duggard: Now you can fix the town, Hannahr.

Male Villager #3: And my belt.

Hannahr: You see, Rescue Riders, when you put all the right ingredients together, that's when you get the strongest metal.

Magnus: The key ingredient was me.

Duggard: I seriously doubt that. Three cheers for the Rescue Riders.

Villagers: Hip, hip, huzzah. Hip, hip, huzzah.

Magnus: Oh, hip, hip... (blows raspberry)

Dak: About your kinder, gentler Magnus theory...

Leyla: Yeah, forget I ever said that.

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