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This is the list of memorable quotes of Gobber the Belch in Dragons: Race to the Edge. Feel free to add in more relevant and significant quotes.


Dragons: Race to the Edge, Season 1[]

It's the old bat's weakness, isn't it? Come on. You know you can't resist Gobber's home-made yak noodle soup.
  — Talking to Gothi in "Dragon Eye of the Beholder, Part 2"  
Okay, you got this, Gobber. Just follow the steps. Listen, diagnose, heal. Just like riding your first wild yak. Ohh, you never forget that first kick.
  — "Dragon Eye of the Beholder, Part 2"  
Take this three times a day and call me if it doesn't kill you. ...Kidding! (under breath) ..I hope.
  — "Dragon Eye of the Beholder, Part 2"  
Tastes right to me, Stoick. This claim stone is 100% authentic.
  — "Reign of Fireworms"  
You try shaving with a hook for an arm!
  — "Crushing It"  
You call that a boar pit? Ha! I've dug my way out of shallow graves deeper than that.
  — "Crushing It"  
Good morning, Mommy. Is it time for dragon-killing school?
  — "Crushing It"  
Do dragons chase their tails or just breathe fire on them? I don't know!
  — "Crushing It"  
The sun is a shiny potato, covered in drawn butter!
  — "Crushing It"  
It's my favorite pet yak Pepe! We didn't eat you on Snoggletog morning after all!
  — "Crushing It"  
I don't know what all happened yesterday, but I'm sore in places I didn't know I had.
  — "Crushing It"  
Hiccup! From my lips to Odin's ears. I was just saying I could use you and Toothless's help with a pesky flock of wild Nadders that have been driving me batty!
  — "Have Dragon Will Travel, Part 2"  


Dragons: Race to the Edge, Season 2[]

Relax, lass. Your family is fine. They were out at the Yak Races. Sorry about your house.
  — "Team Astrid"  
Weird kid. Bright red hair. Eyes as black as night. And naughty as a Nadder in a chicken coop.
  — "Bad Moon Rising"  
You should have heard him. He sounded like a yak being turned inside out.
  — "Bad Moon Rising"  
Personally, I'm surprised he made the trip. The boy's not looking so well.
  — "Bad Moon Rising"  
So you ruined all your legs, eh? Every last one?
  — "The Zippleback Experience"  


Dragons: Race to the Edge, Season 3[]

Chicken! Chicken! Here chicky, chicky. It's "special time." I've got a nice story to tell you about a sheep family and their igloo made of wool.
  — "A Grim Retreat"  
It's none of your beeswax who he is or where you know him or don't know him from.
  — "Last Auction Heroes"  
Do you auction off the ugly, fat one as well?
  — "Last Auction Heroes"  


Dragons: Race to the Edge, Season 4[]

Can you believe it, Stoick? Four hundred years! Makes ya proud to be a Berkian.
  — "Midnight Scrum"  
We Berkians have come a long way in 400 years. For a long time, we were at war with the dragons, hunting them, killing them. But that all changed one day when some of our youngest Berkians had the guts to step up and take a stand. Ladies and Vikings, the time has come to look towards the future of Berk. I give you Hiccup and the Dragon Riders!
  — "Midnight Scrum"  
Lack of sleep. It gets to everybody eventually. Poor Gothi, she's been babbling for days now.
  — "The Longest Day"  


Dragons: Race to the Edge, Season 5[]

Oh, please. Stoick has lost his fair share of conflicts. You've just never heard of them. Because us vikings tend not to write about the skirmishes we lose. Viking Berkians tried and true Got our butts kicked By a little tiny crew.'
  — "The Wings of War, Part 1"  
Chief, you've seen firsthand the damage dragons can do when under the control of the most evil men.
  — "The Wings of War, Part 1"  
No, you don't! Stinking little- We didn't die. Come on. Get over here, you lazy beast! Where ya goin'? I'm over here!
  — "The Wings of War, Part 2"  


Dragons: Race to the Edge, Season 6[]

Right-o, Chief, got ya. It's all or nothing. Okay, then, I'm off to pick our new trader. Shouldn't be too difficult, right? Right. Good luck to us both.
  — "No Bark, All Bite"  
I can't do it! Look at all his fragrant crispy apples. Her sweet golden honey. And these figs. Oh! Have you tasted this man's figs?
  — "No Bark, All Bite"  
How about a sudden death? Best cheese plate wins!
  — "No Bark, All Bite"  
Perfect four-point landing, Grump. Couldn't have done it better myself. I figured I'd give 'em a bit of a thrill.
  — "Loyal Order of Ingerman"  
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