"Which dragon makes the best wielding torch?"
"Looks like it's about three." "Told you we could count that high!"
"This long sword is now a lovely butter knife."
"Well this is a dark day. A great dragonslayer peddlin' his weapons as kitchen utensils."
"He taught me everything I needed to know to make your tail. I've gotta find some way to help him."
"I greatly appreciate you helping me out, Gobber." -Stoick
"Who's that? A little woman?" - Gobber
"And, adding another item for later. Recover sunken ship."
"I've flown for hours on Toothless and I've never had a problem."
"That's because you have a saddle."
"So without further ado--"
"Leave'em. He's going for a record." -Hiccup
"For a toothache? What kind of lunatic are you?"
"I've got my axe and I've got my mace ..."