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Magnus Finke: What a magnificent day. The sun is shining, the clouds are puffy. And the Finke 3000 Super Driller Extraordinaire is ready to drill the town's new well. Will you hurry up, Haggis? Nobody likes a lazy sheep. Ooh! Duggard and the villagers have already gathered at the drill site to view my masterpiece at work. Stand by for genius.

Cutter: Whoo-hoo!

Magnus: Not those flappy lizards again.

Cutter: It's a Cutter-gusher!

Summer: Amazing!

Burple: Awesome!

Summer: I didn't know Cutter could do that.

Leyla: I found it in my notes in my Dragon Diary. "Some Relentless Razorwings can spin fast enough to drill holes in the earth using their spikes." Cutter just never tried it before.

Summer: Your diary sure knows a lot, Ley.

Leyla: Of course it does. I've spent years writing down everything I've learned about dragons in here.

Magnus: Hmm. I wonder if that diary knows how to get rid of them. But how to get my hands on it... Why am I talking to you? You never have any good ideas.

Summer: This stuff looks gross.

Leyla: Slinkwing slime, gathered during Hoogenboo. I've been meaning to add it to the Slinkwing entry in my diary. It's super gooey.

Summer: Very smelly.

Leyla: And incredibly sticky.

Cutter: Slinkwing goo!

Leyla: Careful, Cutter.

Cutter: Relax, I got this. See?

Summer: Cutter!

Leyla: You almost got Slinkwing goo on my diary.

Cutter: Sorry, I didn't mean to do it.

Summer: Sometimes, Cutter, you just take things too far.

Burple: Guys! Guys!

Dak: What is it, Burps?

Burple: I was coming back from my daily trip to the rock quarry when I spotted a giant dragon egg all alone in the woods.

Leyla: Are you sure it's a dragon egg?

Burple: If it's not, then there's a really big chicken on the loose.

Dak: I'm thinking dragon egg.

Winger: Rescue Riders, wings up.

Aggro: Looks like Burple was right. Although it doesn't smell like any dragon egg I've ever run into.

Burple: Does it smell like a huge chicken?

Summer: It must have fallen from a tree.

Winger: An egg this big would be in a giant nest.

Dak: Wherever it came from, I've never seen anything like it. Leyla, check your Dragon Diary.

Leyla: Hmm. There's nothing in here that even comes close.

Dak: Well, it's not safe here. We better get it back to the Roost.

Cutter: I got this. Little heavier than I thought. Lift with your wings. Almost got it. That's Better. My muscles must've finally kicked in.

Dak: Careful. Unh. A little left.

Winger: Little right, little right.

Aggro: A little softer.

Dak: Sorry, Aggro.

Aggro: It's okay, guys.

Cutter: Whatever laid this metal egg deserves a medal. Ha.

Dak: I say we call it a day. Get some sleep.

Winger: I'm with you, Dak.

Leyla: I'm gonna stay up and document this new discovery in my diary.

Summer: Aren't you tired, Leyla? Why don't you wait till the morning?

Leyla: Ok. Maybe morning is better. Fresh eyes mean fresh ideas.

Magnus: Those rescue runts are so predictable. I knew they couldn't resist bringing a poor, abandoned egg back home to their roost. Now, if I were a blubbering dragon do-gooder, where would I hide my precious diary? Hm? Mmm.

Cutter: Got a case of the late-night tummy rumbles. Let's see what I can find. Leave it to Burple to have his midnight snack before midnight. Leave it to Cutter to have his hidden backup snacks. Hmm? Huh? Magnus. I've gotta tell the others. Or maybe I could have a little fun first. Oh, no. It looks like this giant egg has a crack in it.

Magnus: What's he doing?

Cutter: Better fix that with some super-sticky Slinkwing goo. I bet this giant egg with a baby dragon inside could use some fresh air. Good night, giant egg. See you in the morning. Cutter, you are hilarious.

Magnus: That dastardly dragon glued me inside. Oh, why didn't I listen to Mama Finke? Always bring your winter coat, even when hatching brilliant plots.

Cutter: Little fun, little fish. Perfect night. Looks like it's getting pretty cold out there. Maybe I should roll him back inside. Huh? Magnus? Okay, did not see that coming.

Dak: Magnus was in the egg?

Summer: That would explain the large size and weight.

Leyla: And why there was nothing in my Dragon Diary about it.

Winger: Why didn't you come and get us? I'm sure Magnus was up to no good.

Cutter: I just put him outside for a few minutes.

Winger: Guess he climbed out and went home.

Cutter: And I also kind of glued him inside?

Everyone but Cutter: Cutter!

Cutter: How was I to know the egg would just disappear into thin air.

Summer: No footprints. Doesn't look like the egg rolled away either.

Dak: It didn't just fly off.

Leyla: Maybe it did.

Burple: The giant chicken?

Leyla: No. A dragon. What if a passing dragon saw the egg and flew it back to her nest?

Dak: That would be a really big dragon. Any idea what kind?

Leyla: Not offhand. I'll go get my Dragon Diary.

Winger: If a passing dragon did grab the egg, Magnus could be in real danger.

Leyla: Oh, No!

Burple: What now?

Dak: What's wrong, Ley?

Leyla: My Dragon Diary is gone. I left it right here.

Winger: That must be what Magnus was after all along.

Aggro: Okay, I'm hot. Nobody comes in our house and steals our stuff!

Leyla: What am I gonna do? We have to get it back. We just have to.

Dak: Don't worry, sis, we will. I promise.

Leyla: How? Without it how can I figure out what kind of dragon made that scrape on the wall?

Burple: But you wrote everything in the diary, Leyla.

Leyla: I know. I wrote it down so I wouldn't have to remember it all.

Burple: Oh. Right. That makes sense.

Dak: Ley, all the information must be in your head, somewhere.

Leyla: That's too thin to be a Hobblegrunt and too wide to be a Scuttleclaw.

Burple: A Scuttlegrunt!

Aggro: That's not even a dragon, Burple.

Burple: I know. I was just trying to help.

Summer: Whatever it was, it must lay metal eggs.

Leyla: Without my diary, I just... I don't know. A Shivertooth? Mm, a Prickleboggle? A...

Dak: Silver-tailed Ironclaw!

Leyla: That actually sounds right. They're silver and their eggs look metallic. How did you know that, Dak?

Dak: Hey, I know a lot of things.

Leyla: Mm-hm.

Dak: And I thought I saw one flying near the cliffs a few days ago.

Winger: Then maybe there's a nest there around there somewhere.

Aggro: I've met some Silver-tailed Ironclaws. They're super tough. And if she's protecting her nest, whoo, boy.

Summer: She won't let Magnus go for years.

Winger: All right, gang. As soon as the sun comes up, and I never thought I'd say this, we're gonna rescue Magnus Finke.

Dak: And get Leyla's diary back.

Magnus: Where am I? I smell lizard breath. If I ever get out of here I'm stealing their glue next. It's quite extraordinary.

Mama Ironclaw: How are my little ones doing this morning? You'll all be hatching very soon. Even your new adopted brother or sister. Hmm. You smell a little funny. But don't you worry, you're safe with me now. And I'm gonna raise you as my very own and never let you out of my sight.

Cutter: Come on, guys. We have a lot of ground to cover.

Aggro: Looks like someone's feeling a little guilty.

Burple: No, I'm just feeling a little tired.

Aggro: I'm talking about Cutter, Burp.

Burple: Oh.

Winger: Let's split up to find the nest. Cover more ground.

Cutter: Don't worry, Leyla. I'll find it with my super vision. I promise.

Dak: All right, gang. Let's wing it!

Burple: Here, Magnus, Magnus, Magnus.

Cutter: All right, Cutter, gotta fix this. The egg's gotta be around here somewhere. Aha!

Magnus: Hey. Who's out there? What's happening?

Cutter: Man, I forgot how heavy this thing is.

Mama Ironclaw: What are you doing in my nest?

Cutter: Oh, hi. It's a funny story...

Mam Ironclaw: There's nothing funny about this. You're trying to steal one of my eggs.

Cutter: No, I'm not. Because that's not a real egg! Don't worry. Never mind. Leaving!

Mama Ironclaw: It's okay, little ones, Mama's here.

Cutter: See, she's right over there. But I wouldn't go over there if I were you.

Leyla: Did you see my diary?

Cutter: It must still be inside with Magnus.

Burple: Can't we just wait for her to leave the nest?

Aggro: After Cutter tried to snatch that egg, she's not going anywhere.

Burple: Looks like Magnus will have to live the rest of his life as a Silver-tailed Ironclaw. Maybe he'll be happier.

Leyla: Hey, there's something in my diary about Silver-tailed Ironclaws that might help. Just I can't remember what it is.

Summer: It will come to you, Ley.

Winger: Look, she's going to sleep.

Cutter: Ha! See? I tired her out.

Aggro: You tire us all out.

Leyla: Okay. I have a plan. But it's gonna take all of us being very, very quiet.

Aggro: Ha!

Leyla: Ok, that was not part of the plan.

Dak: Relax, sis. We got this.

Leyla: Quick. Roll it out.

Magnus: Stop the egg!

Leyla: Quiet, Magnus.

Magnus: I'm being, oh, scrambled in here.

Aggro: Ow!

Dak: Push, Aggro. Leyla, little help?

Magnus: I'd say it's about time to make a roll for it.

Burple: The egg!

Dak and Leyla: Huh?

Cutter: Phew. We're safe.

Winger: I think you spoke too soon.

Dak: What do we do?

Aggro: You could tart by getting me out of here. I'm losing feeling in my tail.

Burple: I got you, Agg.

Aggro: Thanks, Burp.

Burple: No problem. When in doubt, chomp your way out.

Dak: Shh! Quiet.

Magnus: Freedom.

Cutter: If she wakes up, we're toast.

Leyla: We need to somehow quiet these baby dragons.

Burple: I know. We should sing.

Everyone but Burple: Sing?

Burple: Yeah. A lullaby. Always puts me right to sleep.

Cutter: I'll do it. I'm a great singer. Rock-a-bye dragon on the cliffside.

Burple: I think he's making it worse.

Cutter: Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes, sir, yes, sir, three bags full
One for the dragon, one for the yaks
And one for Elbone to sell woolly hats

Winger: Don't stop. You had them right where you wanted them.

Cutter: Baa, baa, brown sheep I'll tell you what I wish
Please go to sleep Before we'll all be squished

Magnus: Aha! Time for this hatchling to leave the nest.

Cutter: No one in the village will ever snore
'Cause we are sleeping tight in Huttsgalor

Winger: It worked.

Aggro: A little too well.

Ok, can we please grab the egg and get out of here now.

Dak: Sounds like a plan to me.

Leyla: Huh? Where did he go?

Magnus: Looking for me?

Leyla: Give me back my Dragon Diary.

Magnus: My turn to sing a lullaby.

Dak: No, Magnus.

Cutter: No, no, no.

Magnus: Wake up, wake up, you in the nest
Time to deal with these flying pests

Burple: Eww.

Magnus: Oops.

Mama Ironclaw: You? Again?

Cutter: We have a really good explanation for this.

Mama Ironclaw: I told you to leave my eggs alone!

Winger: Follow me!

Leyla: What about my diary?

Winger: Let's survive this first!

Mama Ironclaw: Where's my other egg? I want it back!

Aggro: It wasn't a dragon egg. It was...

Burple: Help! I'm hit! That was really not nice.

Winger: Head back and help Burple.

Dak: Please stop. This is all just a misunderstanding.

Mama Ironclaw: Oh, really? Let's see if you understand this.

Aggro: You can't reason with an angry Ironclaw!

Winger: We have to show Magnus to her. It's the only way to prove we didn't steal one of her babies.

Magnus: Help?

Dak: Let's go get him.

Mama Ironclaw: You're not going anywhere until I get my egg back!

Dak: Now would be a good time to remember something about Silver-tailed Ironclaws!

Leyla: I'm sorry, I'm trying! I just... Huh?

Summer: That was weird. Almost looked like...

Leyla: She was afraid of you. That's it. You're a water dragon. If Silver-tailed Ironclaws get too wet, their wings rust, and they can't fly. Which means they hate water. Come on!

Winger: Now's our chance!

Summer: We're not trying to steal your babies.

Leyla: There was a man inside that egg.

Cutter: Yeah! Keep it coming, Summer!

Mama Ironclaw: Huh?

Summer: Uh-oh. I'm out of water.

Cutter: That is the opposite of keeping it coming.

Mama Ironclaw: I saw you, in my nest with my own eyes! You never get between a mother and her babies!

Aggro: She's gonna blast us off the island!

Cutter: This is all because of me. I have to stop her.

Leyla: No, Cutter! She's too strong!

Cutter: See ya! It's a Cutter-gusher!

Aggro: All right! Yeah!

Burple: Whoo!

Magnus: No! Don't feed me to the beast!

Winger: We never wanted to hurt your babies. This man was hiding in that egg.

Magnus: Oh, you don't want me. I'm tough and boney.

Mama Ironclaw: He smells like the egg. He was inside it!

Aggro: That's what we've been trying to tell you.

Mama Ironclaw: So, this man tried to trick me and steal my babies?

Cutter: No, he didn't. It wasn't his fault. It was mine. I played a joke on him and that's how he ended up in your nest.

Mama Ironclaw: A joke? Sounds like your joke went too far.

Aggro: That's what we keep telling him.

Cutter: Sorry again for all the trouble! Your babies are really cute!

Mama Ironclaw: I know!

Magnus: Not sure what all that roaring was about, but it's his fault. All his. I was just an innocent bystander, glued inside an egg. So, I'll just be going now. Oh, all right.

Winger: Let's go home, Rescue Riders.

Magnus: Wait, what about me? You can't just leave me here. I'm miles from home and my feet easily blister!

Burple: I'm the giant chicken!

Cutter: I'm really sorry, Ley.

Leyla: It's okay; I know you didn't mean for all that to happen. And in a way you did stop Magnus from stealing my diary.

Cutter: I guess I did. But seriously, you're so smart. You know everything in that diary anyway.

Leyla: That's not the only reason I was so upset. This was my mother's diary. It's the only thing I have from her. She drew these right before the... shipwreck.

Cutter: It's a really cool book, Leyla. Can I help?

Leyla: Sure. Anything else we should add about Relentless Razorwings?

Cutter: Do you have down that we're really handsome? And brave, and funny, and smart, and heroic, and easygoing, and patient. And you're probably gonna need more paper.

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