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This is the list of memorable quotes of Alvin the Treacherous. Feel free to add in more relevant and significant quotes.

Dragons: Riders of Berk

"Alvin and the Outcasts"

You can't find good marauders anywhere these days.
  — "Alvin and the Outcasts"  
We're not there to fight Stoick. We're there for one man, the Dragon Conqueror.
They ride dragons! We get that boy, and we'll ride dragons.

"Heather Report, Part 2"

Where's the girl?
If there's anything I've learned, it's that people will say anything to keep themselves alive. Isn't that right, Savage?
You know Hiccup, with this book, your knowledge of and my knowledge of warfare, we could make quite the team. How does that sound?
You're a smart boy, Hiccup. You know I can't let you leave the island.

"Defiant One"

Will I never get these dragons to do what I want?!
The Berk crest." *laughs* "Is it my birthday?
As far as you're concerned, everyday's my birthday.
How does that 90 pound boy repeatedly defeat an entire army of blood thirsty savages?

"We Are Family, Part 1"

I want my own dragon trainer. And by the looks of it, I've got him.

"We Are Family, Part 2"

Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup. Why do you have to make things so difficult?
Hey now, boy! You weren't going to leave before we finished out business were you?
That's what I'd expect from Stoick's little runt

Dragons: Defenders of Berk

"Worst in Show"

You're in luck Mildew. I'm not going to kill you right now.
What is it with you people and your yaks?
Alvin the Treacherous doesn't retreat!

"A View to a Skrill, Part 1"

I have big plans for this dragon.

"Cast Out, Part 1"

Is this how you treat a man who saved a valuable life?
You know, losing everything tends to make a man see things differently.
Dagur isn't going to hurt your father, yet. Stoick isn't what he wants.

"Cast Out, Part 2"

Well, this is awkward. Do I stay? Do I go?
Oh, sorry! They all tend to be death grips!
Things were never the same after that. When Stoick became chief, it was only a matter of time before he banished me.
Well, he's always been faithful to me.
Just like the good ol' days!
Hello Dagur. Remember me?

Dragons: Race to the Edge

"Return of Thor Bonecrusher"

I see you guys have made quite the improvement to your rescuing over the years.
Don't you worry. They will. I have a few old school techniques I'd love to dust off that will pry those lips apart in no time.
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