Stoick the Vast (Franchise) / Films and Shorts / Quotes

This is the page for quotes said by Stoick the Vast in the films and shorts.

How to Train Your Dragon
"Hiccup?! What is he doing out again?! What are you doing out?! Get inside!"

"Do NOT let them escape!"

"You're all out."

"STOP! Just stop. Every time you step outside, disaster falls. Can you not see that I have bigger problems? Winter is almost here and I have an entire village to feed!"

"This isn't a joke, Hiccup! Why can't you follow the simplest orders?"

"You are many things, Hiccup. But a dragon killer is not one of them."

"Either we finish them, or they'll finish us! It's the only way we'll be rid of them!"

"We're Vikings. It's an occupational hazard."

"Alright. Those who stay will look after Hiccup."

"When I was a boy, my father told me to bang my head against a rock, and I did it. I thought it was crazy, but I didn't question him. And do you know what happened? That rock split in two. It taught me what a Viking could do, Gobber. He could—He could crush mountains. Level forests! Tame seas! Even as a bay, I knew what I was, what I had to become . . . Hiccup is not that boy."

"Alright. You get your wish. Dragon training. You start in the morning" "When you carry this axe . . . you carry all of us with you. Which means you walk like us. You talk like us. You think like us."

"Good. Train hard. I'll be back. Probably."

"I can almost smell them. They're close. Steady."

"Nothing happens on this island without me hearing about it."

"Your mother would've wanted you to have it. It's half of her breast plate."

"Well, I can show my face in public again."

"The dragon? That's what you're worried about? Not the people you almost killed?!"

"They've killed hundreds of us!"

"Their island? So, you've been to the nest. How did you find it?"

"You've thrown your lot in with them. You're not a Viking. You're not my son."

"READY THE SHIPS!"

"Lead us home, devil."

"When we crack this mountain open, all hell is going to break loose."

"No matter how this ends, it ends today."

"Hiccup. I'm sorry . . . for everything."

"I'm proud to call you my son."

"He's alive! You brought him back alive!"

"Thank you . . . for saving my son."

"Turns out all we needed was a little more of . . . this."

Gift of the Night Fury
"Well done. Well done. All of you. I never thought I'd live to see this day: peace on the island of Berk."

"Everyone, grab your dragons. To the Great Hall! We finally have something to celebrate!"

How to Train Your Dragon 2
"And Hiccup is . . . nowhere to be found."

"It's time, Gobber."

"Well played! Ha, ha, ha!"

"That's my future daughter-in-law!"

"That's thirteen! Astrid takes the game!"

"[To Hiccup] "Drago Bludvist is a madman, without conscience or mercy!""

"A chief protects his own."

"Years ago, there was a great gathering of chieftains to discuss the dragon scourge we faced. Into our mist came a stranger from a strange land, covered in a cloak made of dragon skin. He carried no weapon and spoke softly, saying that he, Drago Bludvist, was a man of the people, devoted to freeing mankind from the tyranny of dragons. He claimed that he alone could control the dragons and that he alone could keep us safe, if we chose to bow down and follow him . .."

"Find him, Skullcrusher. Find him."

"You're as beautiful as the day I lost you."

"For you, my dear, anything."

"Will you come home Val? Will you be my wife once again?"

"We're a team now. Now, what do you want to do?"

"Skullcrusher, go!"

"[To Drago] "It takes more than a little fire to kill me."

"Hiccup! SON!!!"

- Last Words

"[in trailer] "Protect our people. It is your destiny.""