User blog:Socrates the mudwing/Coming Out Party

Hey guys! What's up?

I came out of the closet as an asexual yesterday, making me the first person in either my family or my youth group to officially come out as a sexual minority. Yay me!

So I'm throwing myself an online party here.

For those who don't know, asexual means I don't instinctively want to have sex. This may confuse some of you, but I assure you that it is a thing. I'm not simply scared, I'm not lying, I'm not abstaining solely for religious reasons, and I'm not interested in plants either.

The joke with aces is, "What's better than sex? Cake!"

I concur. Here's some cake! All of you can have some!