Astrid Hofferson / Riders and Defenders of Berk / Quotes

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How to Start a Dragon Academy
"[To Snotlout] "Sweet baby Thor in a thunderstorm, GO!"

"You might wanna take notes."

"You do realize there are, like, a bazillion dragons out there, and only one of you?"

"I got used to Stormfly's face being the first thing I see every morning."

Viking for Hire
"(Towards the twins and Snotlout) "Alright, it's our turn. What happens when you shoot fire at the owner of a Deadly Nadder?""

In Dragons We Trust
"It's not supposed to be fun. It's a 'Hiccup' idea."

"Hello, sir! Uh—ma—ma'am."

Dragon Flower
"It's okay, Stormfly. I'm a soldier. I've been shot at before."

"That's the sound of our dragons getting better."

Heather Report, Part 1
"The only thing under siege is your brain! You're not thinking clearly!"

Thawfest
"You know what I always liked about you, Hiccup? You were always a gracious loser. Who knew you'd be such a lousy winner?"

"No Hiccup. No one was a better Viking than you, today." [she kisses him]"

We Are Family, Part 1
"He has you. And he looks pretty happy if you ask me."

We Are Family, Part 2
"What were you thinking?! If that was Toothless, you could have killed him!"

"Looks like they've taken their training to a whole new level."

Live and Let Fly
"So, I guess this is the part where I ask if your father changed his mind, and you tell me he didn't, and you're going behind his back . . . again?"

"We both know what the right thing is, Hiccup. But if we're gonna ride dragons behind your father's back, we ALL need to ride dragons behind your father's back."

The Night and the Fury
"So, what do you want to do now?"

Tunnel Vision
"We talked about you thinking, Snotlout. It's not good. For anyone."

"You're gonna charge people for water? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard."

Race to Fireworm Island
"Whoops! Hate it when it happens."

"You might as well give up now!"

"Hiccup, you're so predictable."

Fright of Passage
"What do you think I'm doing? Defending Berk! And my family honor! We'll see who's a coward!"

"Leave Berk now, and never come back! Here I am, ungodly beast—Fearless Astrid Hofferson! Come and get me, if you dare!"

Appetite for Destruction
"Please. If that happens, I'll kiss Snotlout on the lips."

"Say it, and those will be the last words you ever speak."

"'Chomp, chomp, 'there goes your island' big!"

"No one is kissing me on the lips, ever!"

Zippleback Down
"Is it wrong to root for the trap?"

A View to a Skrill, Part 1
"Be careful. The lightning is attracted to metal, and you two are wearing a lot more metal than the rest of us."

Cast Out, Part 1
"I'm gonna take your helmet and shove it up your dirty, little, rotten—"