Alvin the Treacherous (Franchise) / Quotes

This is the page for quotes said by Alvin the Treacherous.

Dragons: Riders of Berk
"You can't find good marauders anywhere these days."

- "Alvin & the Outcasts" "We're not there to fight Stoick. We're there for one man, the Dragon Conqueror."

- "Alvin & the Outcasts"

"They ride dragons! We get that boy, and we'll ride dragons."

- "Alvin & the Outcasts" "Where's the girl?"

- "Heather Report, Part 2"

"If there's anything I've learned, it's that people will say anything to keep themselves alive. Isn't that right, Savage?"

- "Heather Report, Part 2"

"You know Hiccup, with this book, your knowledge of and my knowledge of warfare, we could make quite the team. How does that sound?"

- "Heather Report, Part 2"

"You're a smart boy, Hiccup. You know I can't let you leave the island."

- "Heather Report, Part 2"

"Will I never get these dragons to do what I want?!"

- "Defiant One"

"The Berk crest." *laughs* "Is it my birthday?"

- "Defiant One"

"As far as you're concerned, everyday's me birthday."

- "Defiant One"

"How does that 90 pound boy repeatedly defeat an entire army of blood thirsty savages?"

- "Defiant One"

"I want me own dragon trainer. And by the looks of it, I've got him."

- "We Are Family, Part 1"

"Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup. Why do you have to make things so difficult?"

- "We Are Family, Part 2"

"Hey now, boy! You weren't going to leave before we finished out business were you?"

- "We Are Family, Part 2"

"That's what I'd expect from Stoick's little runt"

- "We Are Family, Part 2"

Dragons: Defenders of Berk
"You're in luck Mildew. I'm not going to kill you right now."

- "Worst in Show" "What is it with you people and your yaks?"

- "Worst in Show"

"Alvin the Treacherous doesn't retreat!"

- "Worst in Show"

"I have big plans for this dragon."

- "A View to a Skrill, Part 1"

"Is this how you treat a man who saved a valuable life?"

- "Cast Out, Part 1"

"You know, losing everything tends to make a man see things differently."

- "Cast Out, Part 1"

"Dagur isn't going to hurt your father, yet. Stoick isn't what he wants."

- "Cast Out, Part 1"

"Well, this is awkward. Do I stay? Do I go?"

- "Cast Out, Part 2"

"Oh, sorry! They all tend to be death grips!"

- "Cast Out, Part 2"

"Things were never the same after that. When Stoick became chief, it was only a matter of time before he banished me."

- "Cast Out, Part 2"

"Well, he's always been faithful to me."

- "Cast Out, Part 2"

"Just like the good ol' days!"

- "Cast Out, Part 2"

"Hello Dagur. Remember me?"

- "Cast Out, Part 2"