Snotlout Jorgenson / Riders and Defenders of Berk / Quotes

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Dragons: Riders Of Berk
"Oh, don't worry, we'll go. And when we go, Hookfang and I are gonna light the sky on—FIRE!!"

"That may work for you and Toothless, but Hookfang and me, we do things a little different. When I want this big boy to do something I just get right in his face and—DROP THAT RIGHT NOW! YOU HEAR ME?!" [Gets "eaten" by Hookfang] "See? He dropped it."

"Can someone do that chin scratchy thing?"

"I never . . . thought . . . I'd say this . . . but Hiccup . . . HELP!!!"

"That is Snotlout Manor, and all I need now is a queen."

"She may have been trained, but I was born a warrior!"

"A conqueror? Come on! I'll show Alvin who's a conqueror." [Alvin turns around] "For you, sir.""

"I've got the map. We're finding that treasure! And you are a horrible lookout!"

"I'm even better looking than I thought."

"Remember, I get to keep her."

"Pig-headed dragon."

"Crazy? I love crazy! Bring it!"

"Wait, what's the plan again?"

"Snotlout! Snotlout! Oi! Oi! Oi!"

"What are you looking at?"

"I can't lose. I can't lose."

"Go . . . suck . . . rocks."

"How long do I have to keep my tongue in here? It's disgusting! I saw Toothless spit in it!"

"Hiccup's so smart. Hiccup's so brave. He killed the Red Death. He trained the dragons. He's got the metal leg!"

"Hookfang! [Gets "eaten" by Hookfang] I'm still mad at you!"

"No, it's my shiny!"

"Way to go, Hookfang! . . . Go away, Hookfang!"

"Now that's how you rescue somebody!"

Dragons: Defenders Of Berk
"So what am I suppose to do with Hookfang if he can't fly? Do you know what happens when his "Inner Warrior" is caged up?" [Hookfang smacks him with burning tail] "THAT is what happens!"

"If we didn't have slow and really, really slow holding us back, I don't know, maybe we'd have a chance to actually do what we're supposed to be DOING!"

"Hookfang... I'm right here with you. You are not just another sword, Hookfang."

"I just really wanted that yak butter parfait . .."

"And while you got your nose buried in the Book of Dragons, I'm out there kicking names and taking butts!"

"BLASSUL SHRIGMOO FRAGGUL!" ("ENOUGH TALK! DAGUR'S ALL MINE!")"

"SLARBLURG! SLARBLURG! NORK, NORK, NORK!" ("SNOTLOUT! SNOTLOUT! OI! OI! OI!")"

"I'M GONNA KICK THE BUCKET!"

"Avenge me! Have lamb for dinner!"

"I don't understand women."

"Snotmare? SNOTMARE?! . . . I kind of like that!"

"When have we ever started a fight just for the sake of starting a fight? (Hiccup and Astrid look unconvinced) . . . Let me rephrase that."

"Come on, Hookfang. Let's go think with our muscles."

"You had me at 'stupid'!"

"I captured him." [passes out]"

"Unconscious like a fox."

"Painful message! Painful message!"

"Never retreat! Never surrender!"