Template:Random Quote / Defenders of Berk

"No one is kissing me on the lips, ever!"

- Astrid Hofferson in Appetite for Destruction

"A spoon?! They're dropping spoons?! Why are they dropping spoons?! What does this mean?! Could this be a spoon of surrender?!"

- Dagur the Deranged in Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

"This is not over, Hiccup! You hear me?! You just wait! You will kiss this boot!"

- Dagur the Deranged in Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

"Thanks Astrid. It was nice having a friend again."

- Heather in Have Dragon Will Travel, Part 2

"But I still have you."

- Astrid Hofferson in Have Dragon Will Travel, Part 2

"You were right Hiccup. There's so much more out here. And it's . . . beautiful."

- Astrid Hofferson in Imperfect Harmony

"More dragon riders?! That's cheating!"

- Dagur the Deranged in Team Astrid

"Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup. What do you give the man who has everything? Her. (Tuffnut) Hey! You can't give me away! ''(Ruffnut)'"

- in Bad Moon Rising

option>"And it's for moments like this I always carry a spare."

- Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III when his first prosthetic leg gets bent in The Zippleback Experience.

"My attitude? My attitude is fun, carefree and loves taking long walks. And it doesn't matter if it's on a beach or not."

- Tuffnut Thorston in The Zippleback Experience

"So, okay, you do realize if Barf and Belch actually tried to save me, Snotlout would have been roasted alive? (Hiccup) Yeah, we took that into account in our risk assessment. (Ruffnut)"

- in The Zippleback Experience

"I was always partial to dimwit, myself, it rolls trippingly off the tongue. (Ruffnut) I know, how about this: what dimwits could the twins dimwit if dimwits could dimwit. (Tuffnut)"

- in Edge of Disaster, Part 1

"Look, there is really no moral ambiguity here. I messed up. I really messed up. And I'm not sure how to fix it. Oh, what now? Yeah, well, guess what? I am not perfect."

- Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III in A Time to Skrill

"First of all, ew. Second, everything you did, you did to protect that dragon and to protect all of us. Now, the question isn't how you fix it, it's how we all fix it. As a team."

- Astrid Hofferson in A Time to Skrill

"They say there are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true. And the other is refusing to believe what is."

- Viggo Grimborn

"Plenty of time to answer all your Hiccupy questions later!"

- Dagur the Deranged in Enemy of My Enemy

"I can't imagine a world without you in it."

- Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III to Astrid Hofferson who is sick with the Scourge of Odin in Buffalord Soldier.

"I can't imagine a world without you in it either."

- Astrid Hofferson in Buffalord Soldier

"Did you see the look in her eyes? It was the look of a killer. I know this because I see it in my reflection."

- Tuffnut Thorston in A Grim Retreat

"Astrid, life is too short. You need to express your feelings. Stop wasting time. You two are perfect."

- Heather in To Heather or Not to Heather

"I regret nothing! (Tuffnut) I regret everything! (Ruffnut)"

- in Between a Rock and a Hard Place

"Come on Shattermaster! Let's show 'em what a real rider and his dragon can do!"

- Dagur the Deranged in Family on the Edge

"That was beautiful man, just beautiful."

- Dagur the Deranged in Gold Rush

"Fear not, my fearless leader, Ruff and I are the best booby trap sniffers that have ever sniffed out a booby . . . trap"

- Tuffnut Thorston in Gold Rush

"Astrid, you and I have been through everything together. You don't think we can handle this? Astrid, you have me, no matter what. Okay, whatever that means, whatever you want it to mean, I am with you. There will always be a Hiccup and Astrid. Always."

- Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III in Blindsided.

"I never stop worrying about you. That's just the way it is. (Hiccup) Yeah, yeah. I guess that goes for me, too. (Astrid)"

- in Blindsided

"Well, this seems pretty perfect to me."

- Astrid Hofferson in Blindsided