Template:Random Quote / How to Train Your Dragon

"This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless, and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery."

- Hiccup's opening narration in the first film





"You sir, are playing a dangerous game. Keeping this much, raw... Viking-ness... contained? THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES! - Hiccup, to Gobber"

- Hiccup to Gobber

"Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms. Extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!"

- Hiccup imitating his father

"We're Vikings! It's an occupational hazard!"

- Stoick to the crowd

"It taught me what a Viking could do, Gobber. He could... he could crush mountains, level forests, tame seas! Even as a boy, I knew what I was, what I had to become. Hiccup is not that boy."

- Stoick, to Gobber, about his father and his experiencing with fatherhood

"Shields! Go! Your most important piece of equipment is your shield! If you must make a choice between a sword or a shield, take the shield!"

- Gobber to the new recruits

"Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?"

- Snotlout Jorgenson about reading the Dragon Manual

"Night Fury: Speed, unknown. Size, unknown. The unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. Never engage this dragon. Your only chance, hide and pray it does not find you."

- Hiccup reading off the Dragon Manual

"Is this some kind of a joke to you?! Our parents' war is about to become ours! Figure out which side you're on."

- Astrid to Hiccup

"Chances of survival are dwindling into single-digits now."

- Fishlegs, as his fellow recruits mysteriously get dragged away

"Everything we know about you guys is wrong."

- Hiccup, as a Terrible Terror snuggles closer to him

"Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."

- Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III to Toothless

"That's for the lies. [punches Hiccup lightly, then kisses him]. That, is for everything else!""

- Astrid to Hiccup, before their first kiss



"You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon... That's me."

- Tuffnut to Hiccup

"This... is Berk. It snows nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Any food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have...ponies or parrots, we have... dragons!"

- Hiccup's closing narration in first film