Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-34320391-20180617024644/@comment-35702393-20180622140149

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Red’s POV

I was dying.

Well... not literally but you get the point.

Me and Cora?

Yeah, we’re in deep shit right now.

“Is he coming?” Cora asked, still trashing through Newt’s stuff. I looked out his window, if there’s any signs of Newt walking here, and saw nothing. “Nope, don’t see him.” I replied.

To sum things up, we broke into his house.

I’m so sorry Newt, we love you, but you really just can’t read that message.

“Ughhh.... Where is that guy’s phone!?” Cora complained, probably almost going through all his closet. And then.... out of nowhere, Cora gasped. My eyes darted to her immediately, “What? What is it????” I asked her.

She looked at me with a smile, holding out a coin, “I found a penny!”.

I love you Cora, I really do. But it’s in these moments that I just want to hit you with a ball.

Giving up with the closet, Cora headed for Newt’s bathroom. Newt actually had a pretty nice house. He did say his parents weren’t around so that gave us a bonus. “I’ll check here.” She said. I nodded and looked out the window to keep watch.

Damn is that great view or what? Newt can sometimes be clueless and stupid, but he can be a literal genius if he wants to. And not to mention his family are stinking rich. It’s good to see that Newt doesn’t really brag about how wealthy his family is, and he treats everyone equally, but for real their house is amazing.

They have a pool in their back yard and a literal tennis court by the lawn and it’s huge! I don’t know why but for some reason, they don’t have any security cameras anywhere so it was easy for me and Cora to sneak in.

I was just fantasizing of a reality when I was the rich one when I noticed familiar blonde locks walking close to the house.

Newt.

Shit.

“Cora!! Newt. Here!!” Great, I’m panicking again.

“Shit.” Cora gasped and we heard doors unlock down stairs.

Cora did the obvious thing and hid on the bathroom, as for me, I was left in the middle of the room looking for a place to hide.

Uuhhh.... under the bed? ''Nope. I’m too fat to fit there.''

In the closet? Yeah I’d break the closet the moment I step inside.

Behind the lamp? What kind of idiot does that?

Okay, I was really out of options now.

And then, as if everything stopped, the door to Newt’s room swung open revealing a boy with curled blonde locks and a body structure that was probably taller than mine.

Newt.

“R-red?” Newt looked really confused as to why I was here. Well he should be. It’s not everyday you find a red head right in the middle of your room looking at you as if you just rose back from the dead.

“H-Hey! Newt! How ya doin’?” I asked, giving him my best “I most certainly did not break into your house” kind of smile.

“Why are you in my house?” He asked, getting really suspicious now.

Before I could answer, my phone vibrated, telling me I had a message. Completely ignoring Newt and his famous “I will bury you alive” glare directly at me, I looked at the message and it was from Cora, and what she sent literally made me the happiest person at that moment.

Cora😚: I found his phone!!!

Okay Red, you need to make up a lie, and then cause distraction to get Cora out of that stinking bathroom.

“Uhh.... I’m in your house because..... Well.... you see.... ya know, my house. It sooooo boring, with all the TVs,.... uh. The toilet.... ya know, and the sink! And I’m... ah.... allergic to... to...” I stuttered, thinking as hard as I can to make this work.

“Allergic to what?” Newt raised a brow. Okay, he believed it.... now all I have to do is to NOT screw this up.

“Allergic to....” come on Red! Think! The sentence you said earlier, think of the possible outcomes or whatever.

You can’t screw this up!!

“....the sink...”

I just screwed up.

Newt frowned, “You’re Allergic to... the sink?” He asked, slightly amused by how much I literally screwed up. And seriously, what kind of person gets Allergic to the sink?

No. I can’t give up now. We’re so close. Cora already has his phone and is probably deleting that god damned message already. I just need to buy her some time. Just a little more time. I can’t give up.

“Y-Yeah! You know, coz my sink is uhh. It’s made of... stone? Is that possible? Anyways, yeah! It’s... uh... stone and I’m allergic! Like... really Allergic! Trust me, a ton times when I just got out of the bathroom for brushing my teeth, and uuh... ya know, using the sink, I immediately get... constipated?”

That’s it Red. You may be miserably embarrassing yourself big time but this is for Cora. You can’t screw this up even more!

Then My phone vibrated again, so I looked at it, and it seems to be another message from Cora.

'I used the back window of the bathrooms to get out. Get out of there!'

Once I read this, I immediately ran out of Newt’s room before he could question me any further.

Mission completed.

(In the Mess Hall, a few hours after the scene)

“Well that went well.” I sighed, sitting down next to Cora on the table we sat on earlier.

“Yep. But thank god Newt didn’t get to see that message, it’s would’ve made things real awkward between us.” Cora said, making me giggle a bit.

“Sooooo.... anyway, about those profile pics you were talking about earlier. I found a selfie of mine and-“

Before I could continue talking about our attempt to stalk hot guys on Tinder, Cora did the most unexpectedly thing that’s made it clear to me that we were, in fact, besties.

She shut down our laptops, put them back on our bags and smirked to herself.

“Screw Tinder.”

I smiled, Screw Tinder indeed.

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The end. 😂😂😂 lol