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^^Banned for probably spoiling, I'll find out in 2 hours.

^^Banned for using the comics as a means to prove a point. Comics are irrelevant.

^Banned for being so confident.

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All I know about the Mongols (we don't learn about them in school) is the link above.

THEY ARE THE EXCEPTION!

We are unstoppable, but the Mongol's are the exception. NOOOOOOOO!!!

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What should we do...

I'm pacing around the common room on the Edge, after the unsuccessful capture of Red, but the successful blackmailing of Hiccup.

"We should build a wall," mutters Astrid to herself, who'd already given up on trying to escape. It was impossible.

"WE SHALL BUILD A WALL!" I boom, way ahead of my time. Astrid tries to argue that it was her idea but no-one listened. We were going to build a wall. They may have a whole army, they may have dragons, but a big enough wall can do anything. Except for flying dragons, but it was a WALL. We got to work.

"Weren't we supposed to try to get your bonus points back?" Heather asked, curious.

"There is smoke on the horizon," I told in a voice that probably came from Lord of the Rings. "The enemy is near."

"O...kay," Heather replied and continued to gaze into the horizon. "It's the battle of the Two Armies all over again, hey?"

"Well, if you count the Dragon Hunters to be another army, and the mysterious Mongols to be different to the Berserkers, that makes a total of 4. And there's also the Berk army which has to be its own side, because they're now being blackmailed against their own allies, by us."

"So five armies," Trista concluded. "We're way ahead of our time."

"Yep, we are," I replied. The war to end all wars was coming, and now we had to find out who was the Bilbo Baggins.

As if reading my thoughts, Trista continued, "You know this movie only comes out in about 1000 years, right?"

"Yep. Way ahead of our time."