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G-Force Transcript (For Hana, will delete later) -

They're all talking guinea pig secret agents by the way. - Go figure.

A Scene (Blaster and Jaurez) (on comm there's Darwin) So what about it, Juarez? You and me, I mean, you know... Sorry, Blaster. You know I've got my eye on someone else. - No. In fact, I didn't know. Who? - Darwin. Why Darwin? Because he's so... so not interested in me. [Darwin] Copy that, Juarez. - Oh, shoot! Another Scene (Darwin and Jaurez) "Because he's so not interested." What does that mean? - [Juarez] Men are like government bonds. They take way too long to mature. But if you're a woman trying to make it in a man's world, you have to learn to think like they do and keep them guessing. - [knocking] - [Darwin] Candygram. Juarez? I heard over the wire that you're interested. I'm not interested. That's not what you told Blaster. Don't you get it? I want him interested in me. And he'll only be interested if he thinks I'm not. But you are interested? - Of course. - But not in me. No, no, no. Because you know you could have me, which makes you not interested, and that means I wouldn't be interested in you even if I were. Another Scene - Darwin and Blaster Blaster, I need to tell you something about Juarez. You have nothing to worry about. She's not interested in me. - She told you that? - Yeah. She really wants you... She's trying to make you more interested in her by acting disinterested. Yeah, well maybe she told you she wants me in order to look not interested in you, which makes you more interested in her. Interesting.

Final Scene (Jaurez, Blaster and Darwin) Look, Juarez, I gotta know. Which one of us are you interested in? No no, Blaster! You've gotta ask her who she's not interested in. Thirty, 42, 83. As far as I can tell, you're not interested in either of us, which means either you want both of us or neither of us, which leaves us desperate even though we don't have a clue! And that's just how I like it.

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/g/g-force-script-transcript-guinea.html

It's funny but painstakingly painful for the two guys. 😂