Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-36570662-20190114194829/@comment-35775904-20190119083502

Oh my! I missed a lot. Okay I’m still on my trip, and it’s 3am rn. Im exauhsted. I already wrote a funny Rita part, but I will address the Kate fight in Aud’s chapter maybe in like 12 hrs when I’m home.😅

Anyhow here is Rita’s part. It’s not all pointless fun. I’m leading up to something.😉

RITA

Life as a guardian was still entertaining me. If I was bored there was always something to do. I decided to wake up extra early this morning so late wouldn’t have to make breakfast. I lazily rolled out of bed and laid in my stomach in front of nebbie.

“Good morning my baby,” I cooed as I kissed her snout. She groggily moaned back as she rubbed her head against mine. Figuring she still needed to snooze a bit, I got up and walked out of the room.

I was still in my pajamas, but I didn’t care. I just pulled out a couple easy recipes Kate wrote for me and then I set to work making breakfast. While the casserole was

In the oven, I went back to my room to through on my uniform. Then, I turned off the oven, left the casserole in the oven to stay warm and left a note on the counter saying...

“Breakfast in the oven, gone on patrol.”

-Rita

Then I pinned on my badge, wrote my patrol areas on the board (so the rest could know where I was at if they needed to find me) and flew out the door. Nebbie ran off the pad, jumped and then soared up into the air. I laughed in glee on her back as I let my hair fly loose in the crisp morning air. We flew over to where the bewilderbeast was. He looked so majestic with the rising sun behind him. Nebbie landed and bowed before him with me on her back. I lowered my head until I felt and icy wind blow through my hair. I brushed the snow out of my hair, laughing, and then hopped off Nebbie. We walked around the bewilderbeast nest to make sure everything was normal. Except for a few changewing prints randomly in front of us, nothing was out of the ordinary. I bowed at the bewilderbeast, hopped on Nebbie, and flew off again to go home. Right before we landed, I saw Aud battling Spark I a food fight.

I chuckled and directed Nebbie to the roof of the stables, where the two duelers wouldn’t notice us.

“Okay Spark. I am so tired of your attitude. Now you listen to me. You eat this fish right now or I swear to Thor I will...I’ll-“

Spark just stared at Aud with a “you’ll what?” Look to which Aud just clamped her fists and huffed.

“Eat boy! Eeeeeeeaaaaat!” She eased as she put the fish in his mouth. To my surprise, he actually ate it, chewed it politely, and daintily swallowed it. He then proceeded to burp fish breath in her face. She waited until his 5 second burp was over, wiped the spit from her face, and then stared at him with savage eyes.

“Spark....” she growled. He gave her a taunting look and sauntered back into his pen. She followed him, slammed the door shut behind him, and walked out still stiffing her anger. She then walked toward the edge of the landing pad, and proceeded to have an apoplectic fit. She obviously was ticked. I just started laughing so hard that I fell off Nebbie and the roof down onto the dock. Ouch. This startled Aud and she yelled,

“What the Thor Rita?!” I was still laughing as I stood up, patted her back and laughed my way back in the guardian center where I walked (still laughing) past the rest of the questioning group and into my room. I shut my door and proceeded to find ways to help myself breath.