Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-34833607-20180627110330/@comment-34320391-20180703002519


 * smacks my head*

I walk from behind Newt and in between the two angry parties.

Me: Hiccup, Newt, let's all think rationally here. Let's not do anything too hasty. Hiccup, you want your girlfriend back, and Newt wants to live. I, for one, can say that I know where Astrid is. So you better cooperate.

Hiccup: WHAT!?! Who are you, and how do you know where Astrid is.

Newt smacks me across the head with intriguing gloves. I lost my footing and toppled to the barren earth, unconscious.

Newt: He was getting a bit of a nuisance, wasn't he?

Hiccup: Where have you hidden Astrid, Newt?

Newt: 😅 Did I forget to mention that I don't know that guy?

Hiccup growls. Newt didn't budge.

Hiccup: Fine. Toothless, lower fire. He's not worth it.

Tuffnut: I know! We can torture him!

Hiccup and Newt: Whaaaat???

Snotlout: Yeah, I know a few methods that'll make him start talking

Snotlout cackles evilly.

Newt: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is a slight misunderstanding.

Fishlegs: So the lifeless body in between us is also a slight misunderstanding?

Newt: Uh... Yeah. Yeah. That's it. A slight misunderstanding.

Toothless growls.

Hiccup: Funny, because we all don't seem to believe you.