Tuffnut Thorston / Riders and Defenders of Berk / Quotes

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Dragons: Riders Of Berk
"THIS IS AWESOME AND SCARY!""

"Got it! Help dragons blow things up! We can totally do that.""

"You're right. She's sorry."

"Oh, yeah? Well, the game's not over. Wait, what team am I on?"

"Check this out!" [slaps himself] "I'm so cold, I can't feel my face!""

"Night patrol! I love it! What is it?"

"Permission to skip the question!"

"I have a question: What's fun about that?!"

"Yeah, I gave up thinking. Never been happier."

"Be quiet. Maybe they don't see us."

"Harder! I said I want to see stars."

"Okay. Think, think, think, think, think. Think, think . . . I forgot what I was thinking about."

"Serpents? I hate serpents. Those are reptiles, right?"

"I know. I'm sweating like a dragon in an eel party."

"Yeah, but how hot can the sun really be?" [puts Fireworm in his hand; the dragon burns him] "YEOUCH!! OW! AUGH!""

"Yeah, we got them from Trader Johann. We had to give him our great-grandfather's skull. We got to keep his clavicle."

"I wanna be a pirate! Or a fish cleaner. I'm still on the fence."

"Stupid pirates! I'm definitely gonna be a fish cleaner!"

"Oh, Astrid's jealous of the pretty one, right?"

"Signal! Ugh, darn—I mean, FIRE!"

"Usually we hide . . . until the Chief finds us. Then we get in trouble."

"I get the rings and the fire part . . . but where's the death? I feel cheated."

"Ooh! Rock to the face! Heh, I love a good rock to the face."

"Nobody blows stuff up like Thor."

"Whatever it was . . . I want one!"

"Somebody hold it still. I wanna pet it!"

"Why does he always have to speak in RIDDLES?!"

"Your dragon? Puh-lease. You've been breathing in Barf's gas again."

"Belch, eat Ruffnut!"

"I . . . I don't know. Don't rush me. Just, uh . . . uh. I'll tell you tomorrow!"

"Yeah, it's so over, it's under!"

"Hey guys! Need a haaaaaaand?"

"I don't even want to know what part of his body that came from! Or do I?"

"Well, if my chicken had horns he'd be my yak."

"Yeah! We taught 'em that! We didn't teach them that, did we? Nah, I didn't think so."

Dragons: Defenders of Berk
"Hey, don't we know that boar?"

"You leave Bjorn alone!"

"You're on your own, Bjorn!"

"That's right! You heard that! Boss Man! Head Honcho! The big . . . boss-honcho . . . guy. The Honch-Boss."

"Look, I get it. You're worried about your other half. I feel your pain. Well, not really. I kinda like it when Ruffnut's in immanent danger. One time, she was on fire and I just watched for a while."

"You can beat me with your tail, you can barbecue me with a plasma blast, you could lightly massage my shoulders and neck—you really could, I need it. But, I will not shirk my responsibilities to the—" [The dragons fall asleep] "Sleeping? You're all sleeping? Huh. Not a bad idea." [Falls asleep standing up]"

"[Dreaming] "Give it back, it's my blanket. .."

"Tuffnut sneaks up on the Zippleback to teach him a lesson . . ." [Ruffnut kicks him hard in the butt] "OWW!""

"Screaming Death! I LOVE IT!"

"Yeah? Well, I heard Gothi can de-bone a yak just by looking at it."

"Oh, I thought we were playing the "I heard" game. And, by the way, Terrible Terror thing, totally true. I tried."

"Stick your head up a yak's—"

"Ruffnut and Tuffnut: "A sturgeon dressed like Stoick!""

"Ruffnut and Tuffnut: "Singing Terrible Terror!""

"Hey, I want a glowing dragon!""

"Looks like he finally grew some—"

"If you two girls are done doing each other's hair, there's an Outcast ship you might want to attack!"

"Don't look at us; if we had green paint, you know where it would be."

"Uh, why is that Terrible Terror . . . staring us down?"

"[Gobber explains that dragon traps aren't meant to be toys] "Uh, I beg to differ. That one with all the teeth's got "Tuffnut" written all over it.""

"AH! You almost cut off my head!"

"Actually, we can get into trouble pretty much anywhere. Remember that empty room?"

"I'm way more dizzy than usual. I LIKE IT! Wait, why are we getting rid of these traps, again? They're awesome!"

"You—you look so familiar! WAIT A MINUTE! Uh, were you ever on Outcast Island? No, no, no, no, that's not it. Uh, how 'bout Breakneck Bog? Dragon Island? Dragon Bog? Breakneck Island?"

"Bad Typhoomerang! Now, you barf out Hiccup, right now!"

"THIS IS AWESOME AND SCARY!"

"Hey, guys?! As awesome as this fire is up close, I think my back hair just went up in flames! And you know how much I love my back hair! And how much of it there is!"

"STOP SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING, NOW!"

"Got it. No, I don't, sorry. Can we go back to the first part about how you're in the cloud or is the cloud in you? It's all . . . It's sort of nebulous to me. Like a cloud, in fact."

"YOO-HOO! Remember us? Gas me, Ruff!"

"So, did I mention how much I hate Berk? Hey, directions to Berk: North till you smell it, West till you step in it! Am I right, people? Come on!"

"[Singing] "Hooligan tribe, won't you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight. Hooligan tribe won't you come out tonight, or die by the light of the moon. Oh, by the light of the moon, oh, by the light of the moon. Remember to use your fork, your knife, and also use your spoon!""

"The plan is to smash those dirty Berkians to pieces with both fleets! It's gonna be awesome!"

"Uh, hang on a sec. I'm pretty sure Dagur threatened to cut my legs off."

"How do you get a one-armed Berkian out of a tree? You wave! [laughs] That's assuming he isn't just sitting on a branch!"

"I am gonna miss some of those Outcast guys. They could really carry a tune."

"RUNAWAY SHEEP!"

"Me, me, me! Okay, I'll go first. Question number one: How do you play Twenty Questions?"

"Yeah, I got the same way when I found out I had a tail. You can't hide from me forever, invisible tail! I'll get you!"

- in Frozen

"That doesn't even make sense to me, and I am foxy like a badger."

- in Frozen

"I have no idea, but everyone's shouting and I am totally into that!"

"Everybody shake your fists! Now, look to the sky!"

"When can we start yelling again?!"

"You are on FIRE, Snotlout!"

"YELL AS LOUD AS YOU CAN! HA-HA! YEAH!"

"Oh, whoa. Is that your skin in his mouth?"

"Ha! That's it! We need to find a really tiny island, and a really big rope! Who do we talk to about that?"

"Ha. And you thought my tiny island idea was dumb. 'Dragon Root'. I mean, a rope can be infinitely big."

"I know! I want to live here."