Tuffnut Thorston / Films and Shorts / Quotes

This is the page for quotes said by Tuffnut Thorston in the films and shorts.

How To Train Your Dragon
"Quite the performance."

"I hope I get some serious burns!"

"Oh, great. Who let him in?"

"Can I transfer to the class with the cool Vikings?"

"Get your hands off my shield!"

"Take that one. It has a flower on it. Girls like flowers."

"He didn't get eaten."

"Wait, you mean, read?"

"It's gonna be me. It's my destiny."

"It's not a tattoo, it's a birthmark!"

"You've just never seen me from the left side until now."

"Your butts are getting bigger. We thought you were a dragon."

"OH, I'M HURT! I AM VERY MUCH HURT!"

"Ha. That's like the size of my—[Terrible Terror attacks him] AHH! GET IT OFF!"

"You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. It's me."

"LOOK AT US! WE'RE ON A DRAGON! WE'RE ON DRAGONS! ALL OF US!"

"Everyone knows I'm more irritating!"

"Bride of Grendel!"

Gift of the Night Fury
"What are you so happy about? Don't you miss Meatlug?"

"Easy for you to say. Your dragon can't go anywhere without you."

"Ugh! What's that smell? [shoves Ruffnut] Is that you?"

"Ugh! If I drink that, I'm gonna yak nog all over the place."

Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon
"A . . . What-knapper?"

"I don't hear anything . .."

"Ugh, his tailbone is hurting my tailbone!"

How to Train Your Dragon (Video Game)
"My dragon is tough!"

"I've eaten the most bugs in the Wild Zone."

Dawn of the Dragon Racers
"Hey, what do you guys think of my face paint?"

"Well at least I didn't paint my face to look like a target. A not-subtle target."

"Two woollies in the tunnel; let's gas 'em and blast 'em (Ruffnut: Let's slap 'em and pass 'em!) and never even ask 'em! All three of those things rhymed"

"Stupid baby yak."

"The sheep are hidden, but we are not."

"If two riders get two one sheep at the same time, you can tear it in half. Half a sheep equals half a point."

"Hey, half of that sheep is mine!"

"Yeah, we even have team name. (Ruffnut: Snot-nuts!)"

"Isn't it obvious? I mean, we are the more creative element of the group.""

"Hey, welcome to Loserville and I'm the mayor, I'm going to give you the key to being a loser!"

"But Snotlout did nothing. No thing. Big fat goose egg. Zippo. Yeah, I said it. It's like he wasn't even ther- Aaargh!"

"Stop your yammering. Put your back into it, woman!"

How to Train Your Dragon 2
"[About Ruffnut] "Nope, still hates you!"

"Let's blow this place, Belch! Alright!"

"[To Ruffnut] "Quit trying to steal all my glory!" [The twins fight over who should score the Black Sheep and win the race] "It's my glory! NO SHEEP, NO GLORY!"

"I'll bloody his fist with my face if he tries to take my dragon!""

"Ah! What is with all the nets?!"

"Good one!"

"Uh pathetic. You could still jump."

"SURPRISE! YEAH!"

"DRAGON RIDERS, COMING THROUGH!"

"We can't fly these things!"