Tuffnut Thorston / Race to the Edge / Quotes

This is the page for quotes said by Tuffnut Thorston in Dragons: Race to the Edge.

Dragons: Race to the Edge
"You totally thought 'Barch' was a new dragon!"

"That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. I hereby disown you!"

"Welcome back to the family."

"Great idea, sis! I can't believe I didn't think about that! Here, I'm going to do it too! I'm also going to put jewels in your mouth! Yeah, I gotta keep mine empty so I can talk!"

"You can make yourself invisible? Why does he get to do all the cool stuff?"

"Welcome to my world, sister. Nothing makes sense and you got itchy teeth."

"I'm just saying, in the immortal words of the mighty Thor, 'when something looks too perfect, it probably sucks'!"

"Um, the boar pit! Where's the boar pit?"

"Oh! I am hurt! I am very much hurt!"

"So, how hard to you think we really need to look? I'm thinking some passing glances might do the trick."

"BO-OA-AR PI-II-TTT!"

"Wait, maybe we're pointing in the wrong direction? No that's it. Left of the chicken, huh Chicken?"

"I, Tuffnut Thorston, take thee, Razorwhip, whatever your last name is, insert it here, to be my—oh hey Heather."

"Even though YOU were the rogue dragon rider. And YOU sabotaged our dragons. And YOU snuck away in the dark of the night. Wait a minute, why do we like you again?"

"The chicken is not amused."

"Oh Loki, please let it be so! We will welcome him with open arms! Teach him the ways of the truly DISTURBED!"

"Well, that's not all he does. Want to see him get my slippers?"

"He can also solve math problems! By stomping his foot. As long as the answer's always three."

"Look at them all. All fresh faced and full of dreams. Dreams that are soon to be crushed. Ah, Hiccup, were we ever that young?"

"And they have this catapult that can launch like twenty arrows at a time! It's actually pretty cool! I'm asking for it for Snoggletog. Think Dagur will give it to me?"

"No chicken left behind!"

"Coming in hot! And blowing out snot!"

"You're a funny guy, Snotlout. I'll eat you first."

"Nice! I'm finally official!"

"It was probably a bad idea to hold classes on the edge of a cliff. We lost a lot of good educators that way. Especially the one I pushed."

"What would their slogan be? 'If the Snow Wraith doesn't kill you, the weather will'."

"Oh, shoot my helmet will you?"

"Word of advice: open with a complement."

"Not exactly the complement I would've led with."

"Two heads give us the right away."

"Please say avalanche. Please say avalanche."

"Yes! Positive thinking works!"

"Does this mean we could lose Barf and Belch forever?"

"Sis, I'm afraid to tell you. I always knew Snotlout would end up as collateral damage."

"Unfortunately, we weren't expecting Thor's mighty hammer to meet Snotlout's paper jaw."

"That's my sister out there, Astrid. If this goes wrong and we don't save her, I couldn't live with myself."

"Good evening, Mr. Ryker. We've been expecting you."

"Alright, Ryker! Give me back my sister!"

"One might say she's a riddle. Wrapped in mystery, wrapped in yak bacon."

"I'll never be able to clap again! And you know how much I love applause!"

"Creature in the Edge Lagoon! Just when you that it was safe to take a bath in a lagoon!"

"What's going on? And don't ask about your huts."

"How do we know this isn't a trick, and when we blast the wall the whole cove explodes?"

"Why do I feel like we're being punished?"

"On Loki Day, you go big or you go home."

"I hate smart dragons! Which is why I love you."

"Looks to me like someone has changed his allegiance! I knew this day would come! SEIZE HIM!"

"Whose painting am I going to have above my bed?!"

"What? I have never had an official best friend! Always unofficial acquaintances!"

"Viggo's here?"

"Well I, for one, am definitely against getting us killed. Or at least, mine getting killed."

"This isn't a very fun reunion!"

"Wouldn't it be cool if it flattened its body, and it came through the cracks in the walls?"

"Extremely flammable mucus coming out of every pore? Yeah, I could dig it."

"Yeah. No more hanging around Hookfang for you."

"Once I had a really bad cold. So I decided to eat some moldy bread. Don't ask me why, because I don't know. But, boom! instantly cured."

"Hey, Hiccup. Do you know that upside down you actually have a metal arm instead of a metal leg?"

"Please say wall of fire. Please say wall of fire."

"Do not fret. We will find the missing Hiccup Haddock, and one Toothless Night Fury."

"YOU APOLOGIZE TO HER RIGHT NOW! YOU HEAR ME? NOBODY IS ROTISSERING CHICKEN! NOBODY!!!"

"(singing) "Why must you eat my pet? it is the only one I'll get. And then all I'll do is fret. Because we only just met. Something else that rhymes with 'met.'""

"It's all good in the archipeli-hood."

"We Thorstons are known for our extremely thick craniums."

"I've had enough of these lies. Either you start singing like a canary, or we do."

"But if Viggo is that smart, then he will know that Hiccup is smart enough to know, that Viggo is smart enough to know, that Hiccup is Viggo. No, wait. What were we talking about again?"

"Okay, I'm pretty sure I had a sister when we landed. Or has it merely been me in girl's clothes?"

"What, she's the girl."