Thawfest (transcript)

Written bellow is a transcript of the Dragons: Riders of Berk television show episode Thawfest.

Transcript
Hiccup (v.o.) Every year on Berk we come together to test our strength, endurance... Hiccup (v.o.) and courage... Hiccup (v.o.) ...in the annual Thawfest games. Hiccup (v.o.) For some of us it's not such a great time of the year. Gobber Come on, Hiccup! Pull! Put your back into it! Gobber Put your legs into it! Put your entire--YA! Gobber Hey... Spitelout Faster, Snotlout! You have to push yourself, son! Spitelout and Snotlout Snotlout! Snotlout! Oi! Oi! Oi! Snotlout See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya! Hiccup Ah! Woah-woah-what-! Hiccup (v.o.) In fact, I've lost every single time... to that guy. Hiccup (v.o.) But this year all that will change. This year I finally have a chance to win. Because, for the first time ever, this year the Thawfest games will include-- Gobber Dragons! Gobber They are now officially part of Thawfest. There will be three additional events. The fly-and-shoot- Gobber -which will require you to fly straight and shoot straighter. Gobber Hey! Tuffnut Sorry! We were on the wrong head. Ruffnut I knew something felt weird. Tuffnut Ah, much better. Gobber Next, is the free-style. Where it's up to you to impress the judges with a trick of your choice. Astrid (o.s.) That's it, girl... just like we practiced... Gobber Ah! The Nadder-wing-wall. Impressive, Astrid. Fishlegs Um, excuse me. Fishlegs Meatlug and I were wondering if there were going to be any intellectual events. Fishlegs A puzzle perhaps? Gobber I'll take that under advisement, Fishlegs. Gobber And lets not forget the hurdles! Where you'll be asked to-- Snotlout Woohoo-hoo-hoo-hooo! Snotlout you know what I love about the Thawfestival games? Winning! Snotlout You wanna touch one of my metals, just to see how it feels to be a winner? Hiccup Ah, I think I'll pass. Snotlout My family has never lost a Thawfest games. Ever. Astrid Here we go... Snotlout Dragons or no dragons, I'll do what I do every year. Snotlout Bring glory to the Jorgenson clan. And you'll do what you do: embarrass yours. Snotlout Lets go, Hookfang! Snotlout AAAAHHH! I will crush you all! Hiccup Aaaah-kay... Aha... Stoick What are you two working on? Hiccup Some ideas for Thawfest. Stoick Right... right... excellent. Hiccup So... did you need something dad? Stoick Oh, well--uh--with the dragons you could actually, uh... Hiccup Beat Snotlout? Hiccup Best the Jorgensons? Stoick Well, when you put it that way it does have a nice ring. Stoick Okay, then! I'll let you get back to whatever it is, ehm, you two do. Yeah. Stoick Let the Thawfestival games begin! Spitelout What are we? Snotlout We're killers! Spitelout What do we do? Snotlout We kill! Spitelout What do we say? Spitelout and Snotlout Snotlout! Snotlout! Oi! Oi! Oi! Mulch (o.s.) The contests are lining up for the sheep lug. Bucket It's a good day for lugging sheep, Mulch. Mulch Well, Bucket, everyday's a good day for lugging sheep. Mulch (o.s.) On your mark... Mulch (o.s.) Get set... Snotlout Yeah! Spitelout That's my boy! Mulch (o.s.) The first point of the Thawfest games goes to: Snotlout! Snotlout (o.s.) Right where you belong! Down at my feet. Here, let me help you. Snotlout Oops! Too slow! As usual. Mulch (o.s.) Next up is our traditional Log-Roll event! Snotlout Enjoy your face-plant! Mulch (o.s.) And another point goes to Snotlout! Spitelout That's my boy! Hiccup Thank you, Toothless. Mulch (o.s.) The next event is the Axe-Throwing contest. Mulch (o.s.) Where accuracy is supreme! Mulch (o.s.) Bullseye! Mulch (o.s.) And they go--ooh! Mulch (o.s.) Watch out there! Snotlout Here's how it's done, Dragonboy. Hiccup Showoff. Spitelout Why don't you just give us the metal now Stoick? Save your boy the embarrassment? Stoick Why don't you take a seat, Spitelout. Gobber Don't let him get to you. Stoick He's been getting to me for years. Why should today be any different? Hiccup Whelp. Dead last. Snotlout Wow! I have all the points and the best-looking picture? Unfair! Hiccup Oh, have your fun now. Tomorrow, everything changes... Right, bud? Snotlout I can't wait because Hookfang and I? It's like boy and dragon have become one. We're like a Bragon. Or a Droy. Snotlout Or a Snotfang! Hiccup Yeah? Well, tomorrow you're gonna have to deal with Hictooth! Astrid (o.s.) Hictooth? Hiccup Yeah, it's not my snappiest comeback. Astrid Why are you letting yourself get caught up in this? Hiccup Because... for the first time ever I have a chance to beat Snotlout. To quiet him down- Snotlout Snotlout! Snotlout! Oi! Oi! Oi! Astrid Good point. Astrid I have to admit, it would be nice to see someone else with a Thawfest medal. Hiccup You've spiked your last sheep, Snotfang. Tomorrow's a new day. Mulch (o.s.) Welcome to day two of the Thawfest games! Mulch Let the dragon events begin! Bucket It's a good day for lugging sheep, Mulch. Mulch First up, the hurdles! Snotlout Hurdles, shmurdles. I could make it over those things in my sleep. Hiccup Be my guest. Astrid You don't go over them Snotlout, you go under them. Snotlout Duh. I knew that. Mulch (o.s.) And first up is Fishlegs! Fishlegs Um, guys! A little help over here! It's okay, girl. This just isn't our event. Snotlout Where's your book, Hiccup! You might want to take notes! Ha ha! Hiccup Let's show them how it's done. Mulch (o.s.) And Hiccup makes a perfect run! Hiccup Did you hear what he said? Perfect! I-I believe those are my first Thawfest points ever! I just realized something: I like beating Snotlout! Hiccup I feel taller. Am I taller? Never mind, don't answer that. Fishlegs Is he... gloating? Astrid I'm not sure. I've never actually seen Hiccup gloat. Snotlout Don't get too excited? You know what this is? Still the number of wins I need to end this thing. And you what this is? The number of chances I have. Hiccup Oh yeah? Well, you know what this is? The size of your brain. No. Wait... Hiccup That's much better. Snotlout Like you've ever seen my brain. Come on, Hookfang. Hiccup What? He started it! Hiccup ...when we were five. Mulch Next we have the Free-style event! Constants and their dragons show off their style and abilities! Ruffnut Check this out! Tuffnut We call it the Iron Split! Fishlegs We like to call this next feat of daring... Fishlegs The Extreme Butterfly! Fishlegs It's okay, girl. This just isn't our even either. Fishlegs (o.s.) The balance dance... Fishlegs How does she make it look so easy? Tuffnut How come you can't do that? I mean... I could. Hiccup Woohoo! Yeah baby! Tuffnut I hear Snotlout's gonna try a trick called: the Rings of Deadly Fire. No one's ever tried it before. Ruffnut Yeah! Because it's too dangerous. Tuffnut No! Because he just made it up! Snotlout I'm probably gonna win just for coming up with this! Snotlout Fire! Tuffnut I get the rings and the fire parts...but where's the death? I feel cheated. Hiccup Oh Snotlout, your dad looks really mad right now. Snotlout What do you know? He always looks like that! Do you really think you have any shot at beating me? Hiccup As a matter of fact I do have a shot at beating you. Snotlout Do not! Hiccup Do too. Snotlout Do not! Hiccup Do too! Think about it. Toothless is a Night Fury. And I'm the best rider. How can I possibly lose? Snotlout Because that's what you do! I win. You lose! Hiccup Check the scoreboard, Snotlout. Not anymore. Astrid What was that all about? Hiccup Just rattling cages. Astrid Since when do you rattle cages? Mulch The contestants are lined up for the the Fly-and-Shoot... Mulch Where they must shoot down their foes and spare their friends! Hiccup Outcast, bud! Hiccup Toothless, no! She's a friend! Hiccup Thanks, bud. I didn't see that one. Mulch Hiccup and Toothless come through with a perfect score! Snotlout Okay, Hookfang. A clean run here and we're the champs! Snotlout Fire! Snotlout Gotcha! Hahaha! Snotlout NO! Those were kids you six-thousand-pound lizard! Snotlout No! What! What are you doing?! Stop! Shooting! Spitelout Snotlout! Get that dragon under control! Mulch (o.s.) This does not look good for the reigning Thawfestival champion! Twins Snotlout! Snotlout! Oi! Oi! Oi! Mulch And for the first time in Thawfest history, we have a tie! Tomorrow, these two young Vikings will go head-to-head in an event to decide the Thawfest Champion! Snotlout I can't believe how lucky you are. You don't even belong on this stage with me. Hiccup That's it. Keep talking, Snotlout... Hiccup ...as your family's winning streak goes up in smoke... just like your Rings of Deadly Fire. Hiccup Hey, what's the matter? Yak got your tongue? Astrid Hiccup! Hiccup Oh, he's crumbling under the pressure. I can feel it. Hiccup What? Astrid You know what I always liked about you, Hiccup? You were always a gracious loser. Who knew you'd be such a lousy winner. Hiccup Lousy winner... I'll be a great winner! Hiccup See this bud? Lighter. Thinner. Hiccup Ooh, this will help us fly faster and turn quicker. Hiccup I also stripped down your saddle. Light as a feather. Hiccup But this! This is what's gonna make the most difference. Hiccup (o.s.) A tail as thin as paper and even stronger than before. Hiccup We're gonna be able to cut and turn better than we ever have. Snotlout won't have a chance. Stoick Remember son... no pressure. Snotlout Yeah. Wooh! Gotta keep it loose... Spitelout Snotlout! Snotlout Yeah! Hey dad! Just stretchin' out the hammier, ya know? Spitelout Did you ever hear the story of when I almost lost the Thawfest games? Snotlout No! I never did. Spitelout That's right. Because it never happened! Spitelout No Jorgenson has ever come close to losing the Thawfest games. Spitelout Don't you be the first. Snotlout What are you looking at? Mulch Welcome to the final deciding event of this year's Thawfest games. The Obstacle Course Race! Take it away... Gobber! Gobber The race will start here in the stadium! Gobber (o.s.) Where, after the Log-Dodge- Gobber (o.s.) And the Cliff-Climb Gobber (o.s.) Hiccup and Snotlout will get on their dragons, Gobber Loop around the flagship anchored off the coast. Slam through the sea-stack maze. Then head back here! The first one to pass that finish line is the winner! Gobber Look at those goosebumps! Hiccup Hey, uh, can I talk to you for a second? Snotlout No! Hiccup Okay... uh... I just wanted to say, have a good race and... may the best Viking win. Snotlout Oh, he will. Don't you worry your scrawny-little-self about that. See you at the finish line, Hiccup. Or, maybe I won't. Hiccup Alright. I tried. If that's how you want it. Snotlout That's exactly how I want it! Mulch Vikings and dragons! Take your positions! Mulch (o.s.) On your mark... Mulch (o.s.) Get set... Mulch (o.s.) ...and... Mulch GO! Snotlout Out of my way! Tuffnut Ooh! Rock to the face! Heh, I love a good rock to the face. Tuffnut Yeah, that's what I'm talking about... Mulch (o.s.) He's falling! Fishlegs I can't watch! Stoick Heya! That's my boy! Hiccup Okay, bud. We got a lot of ground to make up. Let's go! Mulch Look at them go! Gobber He's closing in on Snotlout! Stoick I can see that Gobber! Snotlout Hey! How's that feel? Hahaha! Hiccup Okay. Let's see what this new tail can really do. Mulch Did ya see that, Bucket? That sudden burst of speed? Hiccup Move over! Snotlout Yeah, sure! Snotlout Ahh! Astrid Hiccup has to go the long way around! Gobber He's closing in, Stoick! Stoick I can see that, Gobber! Hiccup Okay, bud. Lets finish this. Snotlout No... I can't lose! I can't lose! Auh, I can't lose... Hiccup What am I doing? I'm sorry, dad. Fishlegs Something's wrong! Mulch (o.s.) Snotlout comes down the final stretch! Mulch (o.s.) And Snotlout is the winner..! Spitelout Woohoo! Mulch (o.s.) ...of the Thawfest games! Spitelout Now that's a Jorgenson! Snotlout We did it... We did it! We did it! Of course we did it... Hiccup Nice flying, Snotlout. Snotlout Yeah. You put up a good fight... Snotlout But not good enough. Stoick It's been a spectacular Thawfest games. Perhaps the best ever. These two young men have put on quite a show. But alas, there can be only one champion. Stoick The Thawfest dynasty continues... The winner, and still champion, Snotlout! Snotlout We did it! Stoick You did your family proud. Snotlout Snotlout! Snotlout! Oi! Oi! Oi! Hiccup Ow! What? Astrid I know what you did. Hiccup Yeah, I lost. As usual. Astrid No. You threw the race. Hiccup I-I have no idea what you're talking about, Astrid. Snotlout was just the better Viking today. Astrid No Hiccup. No one was a better Viking than you, today. Hiccup (v.o.) Yup. Second again. Somethings never change. Hiccup (v.o.) But I guess some things are more important than winning. Hiccup (v.o.) Like being a good friend. Hiccup (v.o.) Even if the friend is... that guy.