Astrid Hofferson / Films and Shorts / Quotes

This is the page for quotes by Astrid Hofferson in the films and shorts.

How to Train Your Dragon
"No turning back."

"Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it."

"I mistimed my somersault dive. It was sloppy. It threw off my reverse tumble."

"He's never where he should be."

"Is this some kind of a joke to you? Our parents' war is about to become ours. Figure out which side you're on."

"This time! This time, for sure!"

"NO! NO! SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, MUNGE BUCKET . . .!"

"No one just gets as good as you do. Especially you. Start talking! Are you training with someone? It better not involve this!"

"That's for the lies! And that's . . . [Drops the butt of her axe on Hiccup's groin] . . . for everything else!"

"I s cared HIM?! Who, is him?"

"Alright, I admit it. This is pretty cool. It's . . . amazing. He's amazing."

"No, it totally makes sense. It's like a giant bee hive! They're the workers, and that's their queen. It controls them."

"Hiccup, we just discovered the Dragons' Nest! The thing we've been after since Vikings first sailed here! And you wanna keep it a secret?! Wha—To protect your pet dragon?! Are you serious?!"

"[Punches Hiccup] "That's for kidnapping me. . . [Kisses him on the cheek] That's for everything else."

"It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything. Your father, your tribe, your best friend . .."

"That's more like it."

"Yeah! You're the Viking!"

"[Punches Hiccup] "That's for scaring me."

Gift of the Night Fury
"Yak-Nog! Get your Yak-Nog! Come on get a frothy delicious cup of cheer!"

"The eggs explode?! THE EGGS EXPLODE!!"

"Stormfly! You're back! Oh! And there are babies!"

"Hiccup, I know this must be really hard for you, seeing everyone with their dragons. But you really did a wonderful thing. Thank you."

"Wow. Man, wouldn't want to be you right now! I mean, you brought back everyone's dragon except yours!"

Dawn of the Dragon Racers
"One out of two ain't bad. And for what it's worth, I always knew red was your color."

"That sheep is invincible."

"Okay, guys, you heard the Acting Chief. No dragon racing."

"All I'm saying is Stoick isn't going to be back for a few days. And, isn't this a great way to blow off steam too?"

"My arm! I can't believe you!"

How to Train Your Dragon 2
"What are you doing, Snotlout?! They're gonna win now!"

"Ruffnut? Didn't she try to bury you alive?"

"The Black Sheep! Come on, Stormfly! We can still win this thing!"

"[Imitates Hiccup] "Not now, Dad. I've got a whole day of goofing off to get started.""

"[Imitates Hiccup talking to his dad] "Aw, thanks, Dad! I'm pretty impressed with myself too!""

"[Cuts Hiccup off; excited] "To make you Chief! Oh, my gods! Hiccup, that's AMAZING!" [Punches him hard in the chest]"

"What you're searching for isn't out there, Hiccup. It's in here." [Puts her hand to Hiccup's chest]"

"Careful what you wish for!"

"You're gonna show us the way to Drago."

"Stormfly, drop him! Good girl!"

"Stormfly, fetch!"

"Works every time."

"Never take a toy from a dragon. Don't you know anything?" [As Stormfly is sitting on him]"

"Are you kidding me?"

"He's only the son of Stoick the Vast, his heir to the throne of Berk, and the greatest Dragon Master this world has ever seen!"

"You are a steaming heap of dragon—" (Eret:"Duck!")"

"That's your mother?!"

"Take 'em down, babe!"

"[Comes to Hiccup] See? I told you that it was in here."