Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-34833607-20180627110330/@comment-34320391-20180711051733

If I feel like I should apply Newt as my lawyer, judge, whatever, because he'd say something like this.

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Tuffnut: Tuffnut Thorston, attorney at things.

Hiccup: Tuffnut?

Tuffnut: For the defense, your Queen-ness. Did we sneak onto your island? Perhaps. Did I eat a coconut?

Ruffnut: Maybe.

Tuffnut: But since when is sneaking around on someone else's property without permission a trespass?

Hiccup: For the record, this person does not represent me.

Ruffnut: Not at all.

Tuffnut: And maybe we do make the dragons do whatever we say and go wherever we go and want to go, whenever we want and they carry us on their backs and we obviously keep them in cages and... But does that mean that we "subjugate" them?

Ruffnut: Subjugate them we do not.

Astrid: Yeah, that's kind of what it means. It does? That's terrible. Why do we do that?

Hiccup: Tuff, I'm begging you. Enough.

Tuffnut: And take our leader, Hiccup Haddock the Third.

Ruffnut: There's three of 'em.

Tuffnut: A man who shot down Toothless and crippled him so that he could only fly with Hiccup, subjugating him. Did I use "subjugating" right? I rest my case, Your Honor.

Hiccup: Oh, there it is.

Tuffnut: Oh, yeah.

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Now between Hana and Nuttetuff for secretary and Vice. Hmmm... Does anyone want to be a Vice?