Heather Report, Part 1 (transcript)

Written bellow is a transcript of the Dragons: Riders of Berk television show episode Heather Report Part I.

Transcript
Hiccup Yeah! Come on, Bud! Here we go, Buddy! Come on, Toothless! Hiccup Yeah! Astrid Here they come! Hiccup Let's go! Fishlegs Yep! It's a new course record. Hiccup So? How'd we do? Fishlegs Technically you're still the fastest, but someone, and I won't mention who, is gaining significant ground. Hiccup What? Tuffnut Don't look at us! Hiccup How can that be? How can Toothless be getting slower? Fishlegs He's not. Stormfly's getting faster. Hiccup Oh really? Hiccup Is that so? Anything you'd like to share, Astrid? Astrid Let's just say I'm experimenting with what she eats. Apparently, it's working. And making you mad! Snotlout Woo! Haha! Woo! Snotlout You will not believe what I just found! Tuffnut A severed head? Ruffnut Our cousin Lars? Tuffnut Our cousin Lars' severed head? Fishlegs Lars died? Tuffnut Who said that? Snotlout Um, excuse me? Do you guys want to see this? Or not? Tuffnut Huh. A wrecked boat on Berk? Yeah, there's something new. Snotlout Just remember, I saw it first, so it's mine. Tuffnut Whoa! Now I like the boat. Snotlout Remember, I get to keep her! Astrid Snotlout! It's a person! Snotlout Right? How lucky is that? Hiccup Eh, hey. Hey there. Hiccup It's okay! We're friends. Heather Do you have any water? Snotlout Allow me. Heather Thank you. Heather W-Where am I? Hiccup This is Berk! Hiccup Uh do-don't be afraid! He won't hurt you. Hiccup Hey! Come out. It's okay. Hiccup Easy, bud. Heather How did you do that? Snotlout That? That's nothin'. Watch this. Hookfang, get your butt over here! Snotlout Heh heh heh. He'll be back. Jokester. Snotlout Oh! And just so you know, I'm the one who rescued you. Hiccup And I would be Hiccup. Heather Heather. Astrid So, Heather... What happened to you? Heather My family and I were on our way home to our island when our boat was attacked by pirates. Tuffnut I wanna be a pirate! Tuffnut Or a fish cleaner. I'm still on the fence. Astrid Ehem! You were saying? Heather They attacked our boat and took us back to our island, laying siege to it. I was able to escape, but my mother and father--they weren't so lucky. Tuffnut Stupid pirates! I'm definitely gonna be a fish cleaner! Hiccup Hey, everything's gonna be okay. My dad's the chief. We'll figure something out. Astrid Hey, don't forget we're meeting tomorrow to work on our times. Unless you want Stormfly to be the fast one in the Book of Dragons. Hiccup Yeah, that's definitely not gonna happen. We will be there. Hiccup Okay? Heather Whoa! Snotlout Uh? Can I get a ride from someone? Hiccup Alright, just this way. Watch your step. And, here we are. Heather It was nice of your father to let me stay here. Hiccup Well, until we can find you a safe place to go, consider Berk your home. Heather Wow! What are these? They're really cool! Hiccup New saddle for Toothless! We're trying to get some extra speed so we can stay on top of Astrid and Stormfly. Astrid's very competitive. Hiccup Okay, so, uh, do you need anything? Some warm yak milk? A nice fish stew? Heather No. But thank you, Hiccup. I'm really tired. It's been a long day. Hiccup Right! Okay, uh, come on, Toothless. We're sleeping downstairs. Heather Hey, Hiccup? Hiccup Yes? Heather Thanks. Hiccup Sleep well, Heather. Astrid That's it, girl. Finish up your chicken. By the time Hiccup figures out this is what's giving you all that energy, he'll be eating our dust! Astrid What is it, girl? Astrid You stay here. Astrid Hey! Astrid Heather? Heather You're up early. Hiccup Yeah. Just wanted to get the jump on this. Heather You know, with a shorter connecting rod, it'll push you back in the saddle and make you more streamlined. Hiccup Which will increase our speed! Yeah! Awhaha! Hiccup You hear that, bud? Stormfly's gonna be seeing a lot more of your tail. Heather So, when can we test it out? Hiccup How about right now? Heather Woo! Yeah! Astrid You have got to be kidding me. Fishlegs Oh ho! She loves getting her ears cleaned! I know just the right spot. Snotlout Hookfang! Will you just calm down? Snotlout Are we training? Or not? Fishlegs Hey, where's Hiccup? Astrid Giving a private lesson. Fishlegs I didn't know he gave private lessons! Can anybody get in on that? Astrid Apparently, just her. Ruffnut Uh oh! Looks like there's another hen in the rooster house. Tuffnut Uh oh. Yeah. Another rooster in the hen house. Tuffnut Wait, what? Astrid Nothing. She thinks I'm jealous, which is completely ridiculous. Tuffnut Oh, right, right. Wait. Of who? Me? Wait, am I the rooster or the hen? Astrid Trust me. The last thing I am, is jealous. Hiccup Top 'o the morning, class! How's everyone doing today? Astrid Oh! Nice of you to show up! Hiccup What? Oh, we were supposed to meet up. I'm so sorry. Snotlout Awkward! Tuffnut Oh, Astrid's jealous of the pretty one, right? Tuffnut Why talk about hens and roosters? Astrid So, Heather? Sleep well? Heather Very well. Thank you, Astrid. Heather So... This is it? Your dragon training academy. Tuffnut No. Our dragon training academy. Remember--I called you the pretty one. Hiccup We've been training the dragons to become part of our everyday lives. Fishlegs And it all goes right in here. Heather Really? Everything? Fishlegs Mmm, yep. I'm kind of the log keeper. Log master, really. Snotlout He writes down what Hiccup tells him to. Fishlegs I give it my own spin, thank you. Heather Can I see it? Astrid I'll take that, thank you. Excuse us. Astrid Hiccup, I don't think we should be showing her all our dragon secrets. Hiccup Astrid, it's fine. Astrid I just don't trust her. You shouldn't either. Hiccup Well, I do and you should trust me. Heather So, Mr. Fishlegs, "Log-Master of the Book of Dragons"--I can call you that, can't I? Fishlegs Absolutely. Heather Tell me, what would one find in the book of dragons about the... Magnificent Gronkle? Fishlegs Well, the Gronkle is a member of the boulder class of dragons. Fourteen feet long, eighteen foot wingspan, five-thousand seven hundred and twenty four pounds of pure love. Fishlegs Come on, girl, don't be shy Heather She's so cute! But how does she perform in battle? Fishlegs Well feel her skin. Fishlegs It's thick. Impenetrable. Like armor. Fishlegs AH! It's also quite springy. Heather What about her tail? It looks like it could be a weapon. Fishlegs Oh, it is. Tough, bulbus, deadly. It can even be used as a blugeon. Heather Oooh! She sounds so fierce. Fishlegs Oh, she's feirce alright--on the outside. But on the inside- -she's as soft as a bed of rose petals. Aren't you my little baby? Heather So, Tuff, tell me how this works again? Tuffnut Okay, you yank on his head, he barfs up this really nasty gas, and I spark it. But, don't breathe it in. Heather Why not? Tuffnut You don't want to know. Just give me the signal. Heather What's the signal? Tuffnut Ah... man, I always forget that. Heather How 'bout: fire? Tuffnut Wow, you're really good at this. Much better than my sister who... I can easily get rid of by the way. I mean, easily. Tuffnut She looks a lot like me. Sometimes I impersonate both of us. Heather Yeah. Why don't we focus on the task at hand? Tuffnut Right. Okay. Ready? Heather Ready. Tuffnut Signal! Ugh, darn- I mean, FIRE! Heather What do we do now? Tuffnut Usually we hide... until the chief finds us. Then we get in trouble. Heather I have to say Snotlout, your dragon really is the most impressive. Snotlout Yeah, I know. So lets talk about you and me. You never did get to thank me for saving your life. Heather You're right. Thank you Snotlout. So, how much does he weight exactly? Snotlout Well, him? Five thousand pounds give or take. He's Monstrous. Remember? Sort of like his rider so... heh. Tour of the island, you and me, what do you say? Heather Actually, Hiccup took me on Toothless. It was beautiful. Heather So Snotlout, how does this whole fire-thing work with Hookfang? Snotlout It's a spit. It coats his whole body. That's what lights him on fire, okay? Between you and me? Snotlout I use it on date-night. The ladies seem to love the smell. Heather Can he flame up on command? Snotlout Oh, he can. But he won't. Pig-headed dragon. Snotlout Could you give me a minute? Snotlout Just one minute! Heather Take as much time as you need! Hiccup There we go bud. Oh, that's gonna work perfectly. Heather Gotcha. The Book of Dragons. Heather Monstrous Nightmare.. the Gronkle... Here we go. The Deadly Nadder. Peircing spines, loyal, powerful... Astrid (o.s.) Intelligent. And, of course, deadly. Astrid What do you think you're doing? Astrid Well, are you gonna say something? Heather I am so, so sorry Hiccup. I was cleaning up your room and I-I found the book. I couldn't help myself. Hiccup It's okay, Heather. Astrid It's okay? What do you mean 'okay'? She's reading the Book of Dragons. Hiccup Astrid, come on. Lighten up. Astrid Me? She's the one sneaking around! Looking at... our stuff! Hiccup Really? Sneaking around? What... what are you talking about? Astrid I'm talking about last night. Near my house... Heather That was me. I couldn't sleep so... I went for a walk. I was having terrible nightmares. Hiccup I can imagine. Astrid Is this really happening? Hiccup Okay, Astrid, that's enough. Astrid You're right, Hiccup. It is. Hiccup I'm sorry about that. Heather No. I'm sorry. I was wrong to look at your book. Hiccup It's no big deal. I trust you. Heather Approach the Deadly Nadder slowly. Heather Spines. Just like the book said. Heather Stay in the blind spot... Heather I hear you like that. Astrid (o.s.) What are you doing with my dragon? Heather You really like to sneak up on people. Astrid Only the ones who deserve it. And don't give me your innocent routine. Heather I wouldn't think of it. You're way too smart for that Astrid. Heather I think your dragon likes me. See you later stormfly. Astrid Really? Where's the loyalty? Heather No, no, no! Heather Great. Now what? Astrid Heather! Astrid I think your dragon likes me. Astrid No one messes with me and my friends. Astrid This is stupid. Astrid Wait... Astrid That's an Outcast boat! Astrid Savage... Savage What have you learned about the dragons? Heather I've learned alot, Savage. But there's something else. Something that's going to make Alvin very happy. Savage I'm listening. Heather They have a book. A book of dragons. It's got everything in it. Everythign Alvin could hope to learn about controlling dragons. Savage Where is this book? Heather I don't have it. But, I will! I promise. I just, I just need a little more time. Savage Alvin isn't known for his patience! He won't be happy having to wait. Heather Please! You have to trust me! When I get back to Outcast Island with that book, the wait will be worth it. Heather I better go. Astrid Wake up! Hiccup Ow, what-! Hiccup (cont.) Why would you do that? What are you doing? Astrid Saving our butts! I just saw Heather talking to Savage. She working with the Outcasts! Hiccup What? She's upstairs sleeping. Astrid Oh yeah? Let's go find out. Heather Hey guys. Is everything okay? Hiccup Yes Heather. Hiccup (cont.) Everything's fine.... Hiccup Astrid, don't you think it's possible you saw something else? I mean it's pretty dark out there. Astrid I know what I saw. The girl is not who you think she is! Hiccup So who is she, then? Astrid I-I don't know....nobody knows. She just mysteriously washed up on our beach...you don't find that strange? Hiccup No, because her ship was taken over by pirates. Her whole island is under siege. Astrid The only thing under siege is your brain. You're not thinking clearly. Hiccup Oh really, me? Astrid Hiccup, the Outcasts could be attacking any minute! Hiccup Astrid, if there's one thing I know it's this: Heather...is not working for the Outcasts. Alvin Interesting.....There's really no rhyme or reason to that thing, is there? Just catches fire at will? Savage That's why we need the book! She says everything the boy knows is documented in it's pages. If we have it we can control any dragon. Alvin Eh? Then why aren't I holding this book in me hand? Savage You will be. Alvin Good! Because your life depends on it.... Savage I hate it when he says that.... Hiccup Hey Dad, have you seen the book? Stoick You'll have to be more specific, son. Hiccup The Book of Dragons....I can't find it anywhere- Astrid She's gone! Hiccup Heather? Astrid No, Stormfly! Little Miss Innocent stole my dragon! Fishlegs Oh this is bad, this is bad, this is bad, this is bad. This is catastrophic. I-If Alvin gets that book-! Hiccup He won't. Heather...I can't believe it.... Snotlout Me either. How could she walk away from- -this? Hiccup How could I not have seen it? Tuffnut Because your brain was "under siege". Hiccup Do you even know what that means? Tuffnut Yes...no....it's not good right? Astrid No, it's not good. Hiccup Astrid look.... Astrid Save it! You can apologize when you get me my dragon back. Hiccup Alright let's go! Hiccup (cont.) We can't let her reach Outcast Island! Heather Whoa,whoa - E-easy girl! Whoa...! Astrid We're never gonna catch them! Stormfly is too fast! Hiccup When you're riding her, definitely. Not with a stranger. Snotlout What's that? Up ahead! Hiccup It's Heather. And is she ever gonna be sorry she helped me with Toothless's speed. Hiccup I'll get you in close. Hiccup I-is that chicken? Is that what you've been-? Astrid Really? You wanna talk about that now? Hiccup I'm gonna pull right above her! Astrid O-okay, okay...hold him steady. Astrid Going somewhere? Astrid Stormfly! Tail flip! Tuffnut This is gonna be awesome! Fishlegs Uh, Hiccup. I really hate to be the voice of doom, but we just crossed into Outcast waters. Hiccup Hey, Astrid! You....might wanna move this along. Astrid Give me a minute! She's stronger than she looks! Outcast Incoming! Fire! Hiccup Uh...Astrid Astrid Don't you ever....touch...my dragon...again! Heather Ah! No! Snotlout I'm going after the girl! Hiccup I'm going after the book! Heather Ah!!! Snotlout Gotcha! Knew you couldn't stay away. Hiccup Come on bud...we need to get that book! Hiccup Come on! Come on, come on, come on, come on, bud! Hiccup No! Fishlegs Please tell me you got it. Hiccup I was too late.....Alvin has the Book of Dragons.....