Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-34320391-20180617024644/@comment-34320391-20180621114408

Nik (in the future, after Moonlight is revealed)

Nik brought out the book from inside his backpack, and read the cover.

'How to be the One. By Snotlout the S🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫🌫. The author who gave you 'The World According To Snotlout.'

The letters following the S was erased off and seemed to have been written multiple times as if the author couldn't think if a good enough name. The author also deliberately left his last name out, which was surprising in Viking tradition.

I began flicking through the pages, surprised by the professionalism by the seeming incoherent author. I had chosen this Snotlout's book due to it being the only accurate recording of Hiccup the Dragon Conqueror in his prime years. Also, Snotlout's book was surprisingly translated to Modern English, which I found surprising.

''This Snotlout must've definitely been a Thorston, I thought. A wacky quality. Check. Or maybe an Ingerman and a Thorston.''

As I skimmed through the pages, I saw flickers of arrogance but was surprised to see the honesty of the author. I flicked to the page written, "How to get a girl like Hiccup Haddock."

I glanced at my room's door, but then began to read.

"Let's keep this simple. Hiccup knew the tricks when getting girls (his way). This is probably the most accurate tricks to get a girl like Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third.

Firstly, by a smart, innocent guy who cannot punch to save his life.

Secondly, make sure you look like a hell more handsome in a few years time.

''But most importantly, the 100% fail-proof way is to train a dragon, the best kind, FIRST, before everyone else has and show it off. To top it all off, give your future girlfriend a moonlight flight and she's yours for life."''

Did I ever mention that my room window has one of the best views of Berk?

Well, I instinctively glanced outside and, with the light of a full moon, I saw Riley on Moonlight, with Red, intrigued and unassuming (I hope), sliding on the back, Riley looking around him nervously, not wanting to be caught. By me.

"Train a dragon, the best kind, FIRST, before everyone else has and show it off. "

I kick the table.

"To top it all off, give your future girlfriend a moonlight flight and she's yours for life."

Shit.

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😂 I had to write this.

Also, I'll finish my other one as well next.

Also, this may end up being non-canon, so I wrote this for fun, for where the story may go and how my character's odds are against me, and his inexperience, and his evolving thoughts, and his future thoughts of both Red and Riley.

Riley, you and I are great mates, okay? (For now...😈) (Jk) (I think)