Dagur the Deranged / Quotes

This is the page for quotes by Dagur the Deranged.

Dragons: Riders of Berk
"My father has been... 'retired.' He lost his taste for blood. I, on the other hand, am starving"

"Do I look stupid to you?!"

"Boring! I want to see the dragon killing things!"

"Sounds like my father. 'Sign the treaty, Dagur. Leave that chicken alone, Dagur. Ooh, put down that axe, Dagur'!"

"My father was a coward. I intend to return the Berserkers to their former glory. Something he was... incapable of doing."

"Ah, Hiccup. There you are!"

"Oh, the laughs we had. Bored again!"

"Fine. To Oswald! To Oswald! To Oswald! Blabidy blabidy blah!"

"Great idea! Let's sign that treaty! Bring out the dragon's blood!"

"Run if you want! But Dagur the Deranged will not retreat!"

"A Night Fury! They do exist!"

Dragons: Defenders of Berk
"Hiccup, old friend! You're alive!"

"You feel it too, ..don't you, Hiccup?"

"I'm going to grab my gear. Then we're going to get us that Night Fury... brother."

"Hiccup, your definition of 'alone' and mine are very different."

"Oh brother, don't you know a trapper's trap can trap the trapper?"

"I care about killing that Night Fury and wearing its skull as a helmet!"

"You could've been my brother, Hiccup. Now, you're my enemy!"

"No one hurts Hiccup! No one... except me. And not until after I have his Night Fury. And I will have it."

"They're regrouping, you idiot! That's it. You're relieved of duty."

- (pushes Vorg overboard)

"Um, didn't I throw you overboard?"

"Man, I love it when I'm right!"

"Geez Al. Don't get your skivvies in a bunch. Fine, we'll do it your way."

"Who is smacking their food? I hate smacking! My father used to smack!"

"'I will go a'Skrilling?' Hah! I like it! You can keep your legs!"

"Hello?! It's on my belt buckle, my sails, my shields!"

"Execution? Did somebody say 'execution?' Now we're getting somewhere!"

"Pucker up, Hiccup, because you're about to kiss my boots."

"A spoon?! They're dropping spoons?! Why are they dropping spoons?! What does this mean?! Could this be a spoon of surrender?!"

"This is not over, Hiccup! You hear me?! You just wait! You will kiss this boot!"

"Hello, Mr. Night Fury. How are we doing today? Happy? Feeling Hiccup-y good? Just a big love fest over there on Berk, isn't it? Well, not for long. That's right, you and I are going to spend some quality time together, ramming it up..."

"Hellooo! I'm deranged!"

"Hiccup? Brother?!"

Season 1
"Hiccup! Did ya miss me? 'Cause I sure missed you! Everyday for three years, I've thought about you!"

"Look at you! All growed up, and quite the ladies' man, I'd wager?"

"Oops, thought that was the guy. Never can tell with those two."

"See what you did? You distracted me. And now my pretty, cylindrical, mysterious object is gone. Good for you, Hiccup! Good for you! But I got all the gold! You hear me? All the gold! All! The! Gold! [laughing, pushes Savage onto the ground] You know, you can never have nice things around that guy. [steps on Savage]"

"Wow, where's the trust? After all we've been through together?"

"No Hiccup-y barbs? Quips? Snappy comebacks? But I really love those! We've developed such a nice shorthand, you and I."

"Ooh-ho-ho! And the plot thickens!"

"You know what I always say; 'When in doubt, take it out'!"

"Well, hello, Heather."

"And twelve ships trumps two axes!" (sees Windshear and Stormfly) "I really should have seen that one coming."

"Heather! I'm the only family you've got left! Join me, sister! Don't fight destiny! I know you feel the Berserker blood flowing through your veins!"

"Come back, sis! 'Heather the Unhinged' has a nice a ring to it! No? You'll be back, and I will welcome you with open arms!"

"We'll have to wait on that reunion. Pity."

Season 2
"Oh, Hiccup. So soft hearted and soft headed."

"Assemble the fleet! We'll scour this area until we find Dragon's Edge." "Is that the best you can do, Hiccup? Cause it's not enough!"

"Two late guests. Clearly they're not aware of party edict."

"More dragon riders?! That's cheating!"

"Oh come on! HER?! Since when does she ride a dragon?!"

"Surprise! Did you miss me? Of course you did! Oh, do you know my sister? Wait a minute, sure you do! You guys were little pals, buddy-buddies!"

"Ooh, Zippleback boots. I always wanted a pair."

"Completely expendable, all three, including 2."

"I don't have to take that from that guy! Do I have to take that from that guy?"

"I called dibs already on the hat thing a long time ago! So back it down, big boy!"

"Why does he always have to make such a production out of everything? I really hate that guy."

"Was that Hiccup? Why would he lead a Skrill right to us? It's not my birthday ... is it?"

"I keep saying, 'don't underestimate them.' And what do you do?! You underestimate them!"

"Let me put it another way. If you touch one hair on my sister's head, I'll run you through and wear your rib cage as my battle armor!"

"How great is it that you're here, huh? That we're here, together?"

"Well, I let it enter my noggin and pay no attention, right? I mean, that's how you ignore something!"

"I am thinking! This is my thinking face!"

"Newsflash! I no longer care what Viggo has to say!"

Season 3
"Hiccup! Where are you going? Where's my hug?""

"You're so small and cuddly."

"Hello, Hiccup!"

"Hiccup, I'm not here to hurt you, I'm here to help! Seriously! You need to calm down!"

"That stuff can kill you from the inside, Hiccup. Revenge, anger, obsession. Trust me, I know. It can make you do things you never thought you were capable of. Cause you to take chances, make mistakes. And if that doesn't end you, it'll eat at you slowly."

"Relax, blondie! I was just trying to talk some sense into your boy Hiccup here!"

"Fine. Lock me up, then go do your mission. But know this, Hiccup. If anything happens to Heather, I will hold you personally responsible."

"Come on Shattermaster! Let's show 'em what a real rider and his dragon can do!"

"Heather, if you're reading this, I guess that's bad news for me. Sorry, but I couldn't let Hiccup fly you into a trap. Tell our little brother that if he really wants to hurt Viggo, hit his next dragon auction. It moves around, but if he turns over enough rocks, some worm will tell him where it is. One other thing, I didn't kill our father. When he disappeared, I let people believe that, so they would think I was tough enough to be Chief. I did a lot of things I am sorry for, but I couldn't rest in peace knowing you thought I did that. Be Safe. Your brother, Dagur."

- (the letter he left for Heather)

Season 4
"Have you all taken leave of your senses?"

"On your knees before Queen Mala."

"My apologies. They are simple hunters. Not known for their strenght of mind."

"Now go before get us all killed."

"You're lucky I came along when I did. This is no longer a safe place for you."

"You hear the one about the hunter and the dull axe?"

"Overboard!"

"Here, hand him something. No, don't."

"He's sinking."

"What are you doing?"

"Help! Robbery!" "Please. I have no money. I'm but a poor vagrant, living off the scraps of kind warriors such as yourselves." "Please? Please, please. I have nothing. Let me go."

"Please. Help! Anyone. Anyone." "Well, it's about time." "Okay. We'll do it your way."

"You have to put me down. Take me back to the island." "Hiccup. Heather." "I never lost my memory. I had to disguise my identy."

"It would all be ruined otherwise." "I am working for the hunters, Hiccup." "But only because they have Shattermaster." "He's with a large shipment of Gronckles that had headed to port." "I was just trying to save my dragon, Hiccup."

- Saving Shattermaster "And now, it's too late. I'll never see Shattermaster again." "It's not important, Heather. What's done, it's done. I wouldn't have trusted me either."

"I know the guilt weighs heavy on you." "I can see it in your eyes. A brother knows." "Yeah, yeah. I felt myself pushing a bit, too." "Okay, so let's talk about how you two are gonna make this up to me." "My dear, sweet Heather. I promise I'll tell you everything later. Shattermaster must take precedence in these dark times."

"Now, please tell me you have one of your "Hiccuppy" plans to get my dragon back." "I've been watching them like a hawk. I know what ships the Gronckles are on." "We just have to get aboard without beeing seen and grab my dragon. They'll never know we were there." "Although, he is the most handsome Gronckle of the group. I mean, they might know he's missing..."

"Where are the Gronckles then?" "But why? Not that Gronckles aren't the coolest, most awesomes dragons ever, but..." "Iron! They're melting it."

"If we find the masons..." "Shattermaster, there he is!" "A man knows his dragon. Am I right, brother?" "I almost feel bad for the hunters. They have no idea what's coming." "Hold on!" "Daddy's coming for you, Shattermaster." "I'm coming, baby, hold on."

"Stand back. I only want my dragon and I'll leave in peace."

"That feels so good, reminds me of my youth." "Then you'll have to kill me." "Hey, sis. So, how much trouble am I in?" "Good to see you, boy. Let's get out of here." "All right, Hiccup. Before you start yelling..."

"You're not? I had such a great speech planned." "They won't spot you. They'll too busy chasing me." "I'll lead them away and you guys get the Gronckles out of here." "I promise to return to you, sister."

"This handshake seals the Berserkers promise." "A promise that cannot now, or ever, be broken." "You wanna hurt Viggo? Talk to me." "I told you I'd be back."

"Oh! Mm, this is good!" "And cooked to perfection! Mm, just the way I like it." "Ha-ha! I should have known it was you, Heather. Cooking is in our family's blood." "Ooh! I bet you make a wicked Berserker chicken."

"Sorry, Boy-nutt and Chicken-nutt."

"Heeere goldy goldy goldy!"