User blog:Hiccup haddock iii/Fanfiction: Weekly News Cast 2

This is episode 2 of my news cast.

Episode Two of HTTYD News:

[Camera zooms to Hiccup and Astrid, sitting at a News Anchor Desk]

Hiccup: Hello, I'm Hiccup Horrendous the Third!

Astrid: And I'm Astrid Hofferson. So Hiccup, what's on the Agenda for today?

Hiccup: Well, we have a bunch of new segments we're introducing, including Fishlegs' Pairings, um… Toothless' Weekly Warble. It'll be nice to hear him talk, and Astrid with… What Makes Me Mad.

Astrid: Sounds like we've got a great show lined up! Stick around Folks!

Hiccup: Yeah, First off, we have the new segment on pairings? Over to you Fishlegs.

[Camera pans to the left]

Fishlegs: Our first pairing is, drum roll please… Hiccazi!

Hiccup: What?

Astrid: WHAT?

[Camicazi walks in from off-stage and comes to sit in a chair in front of Fishlegs]

Fishlegs: Now, as the second part of this segment, we'll see what reactions the two lovers—

Astrid: FISHLEGS!

Fishlegs: -React to the discovery of the pairing!

Camicazi: He's pretty cute…

Fishlegs: Riiiiiight. And Hiccup?

Hiccup: [hiding under the desk] Hiccup has no comment at this time, leave a message after the beep!

Fishlegs: What do YOU think Audience? Should the Bog-Burglar and the Hooligan get together? Should—

Astrid: That's about enough of that segment! Don't you think Hiccup?

Hiccup: [Coming out from under the table] Yes ma'am!

Astrid: What's next?

Hiccup: Next we have Toothless' Weekly Warble! Over to you Night Fury!

[Camera Pans to Toothless, sitting behind a desk]

Toothless: Hello Friends, welcome to my segment of the show, 'The Weekly Warble'. Today I'll be discussing—

Hiccup: Whoa, whoa, hold on, wait a second, JUST A MOMENT!

Toothless: What is it, human?

Hiccup: How are you talking?

Toothless: Because Maxie the human made me able to. Now, back to the important stuff!

Hiccup: Wait, Toothless! Maxie? The human!?!

Toothless: THE HUMAM GAVE ME THE POWER OF SPEECH!!!!!!

Hiccup: The what?

Astrid: And that's about all the time we have for that! It's time for the next segment!

Toothless: But I haven't even started yet!

Astrid: Sorry Toothless, Time's-a-wastin'!

Toothless: [Grumbles]

Hiccup: Up next we have Snotlout with the Weather!

[Camera Pan]

Snotlout: Hail, Snow, Hail, Sn—

Hiccup: No, seriously this time!

Snotlout: FINE! We're looking at a bit of overcast until 2, which is when the rain will start. If you live by the docks, expect some flooding! And after the rain will come the Hail and the Snow! Hail, Snow, ha-ha-hail Snow!

Tuffnut: And the rain!

Hiccup: I'm so done with those freaks.

Astrid: [walking past him with an axe] just announce the next segment, I'll take care of them.

Hiccup: Up next we have the twins with—[screaming heard off-camera] – With new Sequel Info… Take it away, you guys!

Ruffnut: Hello Berk! I'm Ruffnut Thorston!

Tuffnut: And I'm the much better looking Tuffnut Thorston.

Ruffnut: We're twins, idiot! Oh! But to all you Date-watchers out there, the Sequel is currently Scheduled for release on June 20, 2014!

Tuffnut: Anyway, since there is not much new info on the Sequel, we thought we should tell everyone to watch "Gift of the Night Fury"—

Ruffnut: A heartwarming holiday tale.

Tuffnut: -to pass the time! Back to you, Hiccup!

[Camera Pan]

Hiccup: Thank you, Tuff! Our next section is Astrid with "What Makes Me Mad".

Astrid: When Swords aren't sharp enough...That makes me mad.

[Camera pan back to Hiccup]

Hiccup: Thank you, Astrid, for wasting 5 seconds of our valuable time on that junk! The last part of our show, is where I get to sit down with some of the very interesting people here in Berk. Our guest for tonight's interview is a refined member of our tribe, and my uncle, Spitelout!

[Spitelout enters and takes the seat opposite Hiccup]

Spitelout: Thank you, thank you, very nice to be here, very nice indeed!

Hiccup: So, Spite, I understand that you not only had a slight appearance in the Movie, but you also provided the narration AND different voices for the HTTYD audio recordings! What was it like seeing two completely different storylines and how they progressed?

Spitelout: I just like making voices.

Hiccup: …uh. Okay. [Flips notecards] Ah! Well, how does it feel to know that you've been a part of a legend that Vikings will pass down for ages?

Spitelout: [Clears throat] Good, It feels real good.

Hiccup: …Alright then. Um… [Looking through note-cards, tossing them aside] What… What's your favorite color?

Astrid: That's about enough of that! Thank you for that intellectual insight, Hiccup, but now I think its time to say goodnight to our viewers!

Hiccup: Goodnight to our viewers.

Astrid: [sighs] Goodnight everybody.