Stoick the Vast (Franchise) / Riders and Defenders of Berk / Quotes

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Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Is that another crack about my weight?"

"I tried to fit a square peg into a round hole, and it sunk a ship, and named a baby girl 'Magnus'. I'm not saying she didn't look like a Magnus, but try telling that to her parents!"

"A bad day for a dragon can be a disaster for us."

"Here's where you jump in and say 'I'll fix this'."

"No, no, no! He's not staying here. I've got a one-dragon limit!"

"A dragon and a huge, obnoxious boy crashed through his roof . . . twice!"

"Starting tonight, every night, I want all the dragons put in the Academy under lock and key."

"These dragons have done too much damage. It's not longer safe to have them on Berk. I want them gone."

"By the end of the day tomorrow, there will be no more dragons on Berk!"

"And what are we going to do when we find Alvin? Bake him a cake?!"

"For the love of Thor, Fishlegs! I could have killed you!"

"As the chief of Berk, I do things the Viking way. Not the dragon way."

"I need to learn to fly. When do we start the lessons?"

"Right now, my lunch is taking the scenic route into my throat."

"Some genius has been yak tipping again."

"Alright, you've given me the honey, now just give me the hatchet."

"But I'm looking for a dragon. Not a mother."

"I haven't seen anything that can hold a candle to a Night Fury."

"This is the one, Hiccup! I've found my dragon!"

"Well, your friends sure are an odd bunch, but they sure know what they're doing on those dragons."

"Looks like it's just you and me, big fella."

"Aww look at us! We're bonded!"

"I'll never understand how you do that. What does an hour ago smell like, Gobber?"

"Hiccup got further in one afternoon than we got in a month."

"Never fly on a stomach full of under-cooked mutton. The Shivering Shores will never be the same."

"I spent my whole life trying to kill them. Now look at me."

"Grab the bucket or I'll throw you over board myself!"

"Okay, then! I'll let you get back to whatever it is, um, you two do. Yeah."

"That's my boy!"

"These dragons are not the beasts we once thought they were. They're part of us now!"

"If you want to get to that dragon, you'll have to go through us!"

"Ah, Hiccup, it would make your mother very, very happy to finally hear that."

"Now, where's my boy and his dragon?!"

Dragons: Defenders of Berk
"Hiccup! What did I tell you about sneaking up on me while I'm asleep?!"