Snotlout Jorgenson / Films and Shorts / Quotes

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How To Train Your Dragon
"I've never seen anyone mess up that badly. That helped!"

"Hiccup already killed a Night Fury, so, does that disqualify him, or . . .?"

"So anyway, uh, I moved into my parents' basement. You should come by some time to work out. You look like you work out!"

"Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?"

"Watch out, babe, I'll take care of this . .."

"The sun was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I can do that, but I don't have time right now!"

"I swear, I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot! I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight. With my FACE!"

"I love this plan!"

"Where are you going?"

"I can't miss! What's wrong, buddy? Got somethin' in your eye?"