User blog:Manga Maniac/Toothless' Blog

'H-h-h-howdeedoodeethere. M-m-me issa i-i-ipps ow-lika-d-d-dentipull! Me y-y-y-y-yellfatter issa s-s-s-snakes-nipper! Me w-w-w-woz isna g-g-g-giva d-d-d-di miaowla tow e-e-e-eata. Hissa j-j-j-joossqueeze issa s-s-s-sniffersludge!'

Oh, I-I-I'm s-s-sorry- D-d-don't you speak Dragonese? V-v-very w-w-well, I will have a translator r-r-run through t-t-this. I hear someone has already made me a blog. This issa un* lie! That Toothless is just the movie's interpretation of me. I'm the real me, and much much much more better and far more powerful than h-h-him. I am a Toothless Daydream (N-N-N-NOT a Common or Garden Dragon**), and am brave and handsome and great. I always do all the hard work, but do they appreciate it? No. They should consider how lucky they are to have such a brilliant dragon, and give him lots and lots and lots of gifts and always give me oysters every day.

T-t-toothless DESERVES gifts. T-t-t-toothless DESERVES oysters. T-t-toothless DESERVES the cat as a dinner. The cat deserves none of the dinners he gets! He just sits there all day while I work my poor little wings off in the rain. And the cold. With Gobber the Belch. Forced to hunt. Poor little Toothless. They'll regret it when I'm dead because of all the hard work I do. They should give me more oysters. That'll stop me dying. Thankee*** for reading my blog. No one will read Toothless' blog, Toothless know it. Because nobody cares about poor little Toothless...

EDITOR'S NOTES:

*Clearly the translator isn't good. This should be 'is a'.

**This is a lie.

***Toothless left this untranslated for dramatic purposes. For those wondering it means 'Thank you'.