Fishlegs Ingerman / Race to the Edge / Quotes

Dragon Eye of the Beholder, Part 1
"Oh, look, kids! We're in luck. Here come two of Berk's most famous heroes."

"Wait a minute. For how long? This fog really gives Meatlug the willies."

"There is no greater treasure than knowledge!"

Dragon Eye of the Beholder, Part 2
"Dragon-proof bars? Oh, fascinating."

"She doesn't like to talk about anything."

"She downed that like a yak in a heat wave."

"The Book of Dragons mentions the Snow Wraith, but doesn't have any information on it. Can you believe this? A brand-new dragon. It's been so long, I've forgotten what this feeling is. Sorry. Excited about the new dragon."

"Hiccup, you know I want a shot at this as badly as you, but maybe we should get out of here. We're just sitting ducks in this storm."

Imperfect Harmony
"The're parts of maps and symbols. Nothing I've seen before and there is writing but it is in a language I've never read before."

"This place is amazing!"

"We're dragonless and defenseless."

"Yeah, something is trapping the dragons in its amber rock substance and immobilizing them."

"It wouldn't matter, Astrid. Whatever this is, it's really strong. Uhh! I don't think we can cut through it."

"If it involves cutting, ramming or ripping, you might as well forget it, Hiccup. Once it cools down, this stuff is hard as any rock I've ever seen."

"He just took the appetizer. I think I'm the main course."

"But this time, we don't let the dragons pick it. Sorry, girl, it had to be said."

When Darkness Falls
"This is so exiting! Searching the high seas for an island outpost to call our own!"

"Blue Oleanders, deadly poisonous to dragons."

"-is a place for rest, relaxation, and replenishing after a hard day's work."

"Well, we do know where to get boars..."

"There's no such thing as yaks the size of dragons."

"Is he saying that he saw a big roaring chicken?"

"Your "S." Your genius architectural marvel."

"I say we call them... Night Terrors!"

"They flock into a shape of a giant version of themselves as a defense mechanism to scare off predators!"

Big Man on Berk
"As usual, nobody's listening to Fishlegs."

"I'm allergic to Gobber's earwax?!"

Gone Gustav Gone
"It's the Dragon Eye, and it's very old and very fragile."

"Nothing else is on fire around here, so he must be gone."

"And if there's one of these out there, that means there has to be more."

Reign of Fireworms
"Isn't this exciting, girl? The first annual Dragon's Edge census. Once we get all these Night Terrors counted, we move on to the Gronckles. Ha ha! Maybe you'll make some new friends."

"What is a Fireworm doing this far out? They aren't supposed to be anywhere near our island."

"There once was an island named Thorstonton where everybody wanted to have fun, fun, fun. We sang and we danced and we all peed our pants when the ruler came up with a great pun... pun, pun..."

Crushing It
"A new dragon that's been trying to chase us off the island."

"I can't believe it, guys. If that Rumblehorn hadn't warned us, we would have been wiped out."

"You know, guys, this is a whole new class of dragon."

Quake, Rattle and Roll
"Well, if you're asking me I'm testing how different rocks make Meatlug produce different flame and how that changes the projections in the Dragon Eye."

"Wrong? Nothing's wrong. Except that I may have just made the greatest discovery in the history of Berkian civilization!"

"Just think, I'm gonna be the first Berkian to ever set foot on Dark Deep. What an honor."

"I know. I couldn't even finish third breakfast. I hope I don't get too hungry."

"I can't believe I'm actually gonna say this, but teach me everything you know, Snotlout."

"Oh, really, Snotlout? Tell me more! Oh, yeah, that's right. I just remembered I don't care."

Have Dragon Will Travel, Part 1
"You're better than that, Snotlout. Oh, wait. No, you're not."

"This dragon is extremely powerful. It has the slashing attack of a Speed Stinger yet from the depth of the strikes it appears to be as strong as a Typhoomerang."

"I'm an optimist guy. I'm a "yak bladder half full" kind of guy."

"You know, Meatlug, ordinarily, I would pretend to be upset at being left behind, but to be honest, this time I just feel a lot safer being here with you..."

"You left me dangling in a tree!"

"How did you train a Razorwhip? It's incredible!"

Have Dragon Will Travel, Part 2
"Trust does need to be earned with people and dragons."

"I have to say any aerial assault of this magnitude would be foolish without Toothless. He's the most powerful dragon in our arsenal."

"As soon as she left, your lips started to do that cute little quiver thing."

"Under the circumstances, I wholeheartedly agree with that plan."

The Next Big Sting
"Hiccup, I don't need to remind you that we already have flying dragons. Why would we ever need a flight suit?"

"Interesting. Only part of her is paralyzed. Since it's an adolescent, its sting potency must not be at full effect."

"He's gonna do the hand thing. Please tell me he's gonna do the hand thing!"

"It was an echo. Please tell me that was an echo."

Total Nightmare
"I think Hookfang is going feral."

"It's nature, Snotlout. You can't fight it."

"What if you tried riding a different kind of dragon?"

"It looks like two male dragons fighting over a female."

"Guys, look. They hatched!"

Team Astrid
"Of course, she'll be fine. All that taking off and landing is tough on her insoles."

"Yeah, Meatlug and I were gonna stay here too, just for old times' sake."

"Guys, Astrid and Hiccup told you to leave the Night Terrors alone. And you have a pet already, remember?"

Night of the Hunters, Part 1
"You remember when she didn't show up for her own party 'cause she was setting up a defensive perimeter around Berk."

"You know, if anyone is equipped to survive out there, it is Astrid."

"And welcome back."

"I'm guessing it's refined dragon root, I've heard that in high concentrations, it can overwhelm a dragon's senses to completely, making it almost impossible to them to fly."

"Changewing Island. Ah, such a peaceful place. Except for all the Changewings, of course."

"Help us. Please, I think she stopped breathing. You think your boss is gonna want his new dragon to die? And on your watch!"

Night of the Hunters, Part 2
"Dagur is here and Heather is with him? I don't believe it."

"Yeah, Dragon's Edge is like a fortress. Lots of Dragon Riders."

"How about psychological warfare? We learn our guards' names. Get them to like us, and then eventually they'll lower their guard and-"

"Technically, that's not a tunnel."

"Screaming Death armor? Yeah, makes sense. Thickest scales of any dragon."

Bad Moon Rising
"Ugh, there's nothing anywhere that matches this, the Book of Dragons, Bork's papers, even the Dragon Eye."

"I've been meaning to give it back to you, Hiccup. I'm usually not so irresponsible with priceless artifacts."

"Hiccup, this Lycanwing, it could be, well, not a myth."

"Why do I get the feeling we're going on a little Hiccup-Fishlegs recom mission?"

"I am not looking into that thing's eyes, do you know me?!"

"We found the cave of the Lycanwing. It was just a myth to keep people away from these!"

Snotlout Gets the Axe
"That is unprecedented. There has never been a union between these two families!"

"Well, as luck would have it, I'm somewhat of a authority on Viking union ceremonies."

"It means Ruffnut and I just got married!"

"There has to be some way to dissolve this union. It can't actually only be broken in Valhalla, right?"

"Great, I get married and no one calls me anymore!"

"I haven't been this happy since my wedding day. My wedding day..."

The Zippleback Experience
"That's weird. Zipplebacks are normally fiercely loyal."

Snow Way Out
"I'm not trying to kill Hiccup."

"Why wouldn't Heather be a problem?"

"Or I guess he could do that."

"Maybe if you didn't move and kept your mouth shut."

"Oh, I knew she was good at heart."

Edge of Disaster, Part 1
"You hear that, girl? Who's a special dragon? Meatlug is, that's who."

"I wonder what Johann did to get them so mad."

Edge of Disaster, Part 2
"You may not know this, but where I come from, I'm known as a friend to all dragons."

"The scars aren't from other dragons, Hiccup. They're from humans. Those are arrow wounds, bola scars."

"You let Johann ride my Meatlug? My Meatlug?!"

"Meatlug, no! There's too many of them and they don't know how lovable and awesome you are."

"Uh excuse me? Did you know there's an entire pack of angry wild dragons following you?"

"This is an amazing discovery."

Shock and Awe
"Don't you two have something better to do?"

"Very funny, you two. Loki Day. I get it. Joke's on Fishlegs."

"Oh, Thor, I promise I won't stay up late reading books anymore. I promise I won't pocket extra burly cakes. I promise I'll tell Snotlout where I hid his favorite axe."

"How lucky are we? To be able to study a Seashocker this closely?"

"This way! This way to freedom!"

"I am not leaving. Not yet. This is my fault and if somehow, some way, he is still alive, then it is my responsibility to get him back to the safety of his pod."

"He is a fighter. He is gonna make-"

A Time to Skrill
"What could possibly scare the Outcasts off their own island?"

"Since the Skrill gravitates towards storms to channel its lightning, I would say it's following that storm headed due South from Outcast Island."

"Call me crazy, but I think he knows it's a trap."

"How could you even think that? Hiccup? A Dragon Hunter? Just the idea that he would even have anything to do with them!"

"That way, the Skrill can't harness the lightning and attack them."

Maces and Talons, Part 1
"See, girl? I told you we'd have time to eat."

"Fine. I guess someone should be here who knows how to use the Dragon Eye correctly."

"Heather's tracking and mapping skills are quite extraordinary. Is there no end to that girl's talents?"

Maces and Talons, Part 2
"Look at this. I feel violated."

"We can get the "A" Team from Berk, load up whatever weapons we can and go in, dragons blazing!"

"But, Maces and Talons was designed to test the abilities and decision making expertise of future chiefs in the heat of battle."

"And what happens if you don't play?"

Crash Course
"Your athleticism nothing short breathtaking."

"And since the Fireworm Queen and Hookfang have a history, he is the only dragon she trusts!"

"Guys, I have a sneaking suspicion we may not be alone!"

"All this dragon knowledge right at our fingers!"

"The Cavern Crasher is a scavenging Mystery Class dragon. It's known for pushing dragons out of their homes and taking over."

"It would appear that we're in the middle of a territorial dispute!"

"We've been down these tunnels, remember? They were several entrances to the lower chambers!"

"It collapsed his skeleton..."

Follow the Leader
"Hiccup, Stoick, Gobber, friends and acquaintances, I am truly humbled by the trust bestowed upon me by a people I have long respected and loved. A people I will now serve."

"While he and Astrid are out exploring, I am the de facto leader."

"There's more to being a leader than just bravery. You have to be quick-witted, light on your feet, have a keen eye for the unexpected. I have all those things."

"I hope you're hungry, Snotlout. 'Cause you are gonna be eating your words, big time."

"I hate it when Hiccup gets disappointed. Mad, I can handle. Disappointed is so much worse."

"It's fine, Hiccup. It's fine. It's all good. All good in the archipela-hood."

"Now this is how you treat a leader."

"I think it's time to show everyone what it's like to be worshiped by an entire species of dragons."

"I don't know how you do it, Hiccup. You lead by example, not by fear, or by bossing people around. I have a long way to go before I learn how to do that."

"Can we take a moment to geek out about the albino Night Terrors and this sword? I mean, come on!"

Buffalord Soldier
"Interesting material. Seems organic in nature."

"Snotlout, you can't catch the Scourge of Odin by breathing."

"The only thing I know is that the scourge moves swiftly, overtaking it's victims in less then three moons."

"There's no mention of the Buffalord anywhere. It's like they were wiped from history."

"Large size. Unusual coloration. Mm. Vegetarian diet. Not the remnants of any dragon I'm familiar with. And I know my dragon droppings."

"It's remarkably docile for a dragon of its size. Almost yak-like."

"You're a monster!"

A Grim Retreat
"Have you checked your dragon? The giant oven doesn't look to perky, either."

"The dragons usually love fish, no matter how bad it tastes."

"Quiet and serene, my butt."

"It's a revolt. They're rising up against us!"

"A Grimora! It's a rare parasite that attach themselves to dragons and release a toxin that causes them to turn wild."

To Heather or Not to Heather
"I've been corresponding with a certain someone who has been returning my Terror mails in kind."

"Think about everything she's been through. The only family she ever knew, gone. Then being out there, alone, by herself."

"It takes them longer to get to their migratory home, but at least they actually arrive safely."

"So how about a tour of the Edge? I was a guide back on Berk, you know."

"Hanging from a rope while hurtling through the air in the dark is not really my thing."

"Meatlug loves all dragons. She gets that from me."

"Just gonna take a knee for a second."

"But you do have a choice. You can choose not to go. See how easy that was?"

"Hiccup is the best dragon trainer there is. I've seen him do things I never thought were possible."

"Okay, I have to know. Is this a goodbye dinner or a welcome-to-the-team dinner?"

Stryke Out
"Well, Snotlout, it means that those dragons were lured here with food and then doused with dragon root. What do you think it means?"

"Excuse me, can any of you tell me where the Night Fury has been taken?"

"Forcing dragons to fight each other? That's inhuman!"

"He's been in captivity for too long, Hiccup! He doesn't know how to be free."

"Astrid would've killed you if we hadn't found Hiccup."

Tone Death
"He comes in, transfers his cargo, and slips out under the cover of darkness. Very mysterious."

"Oh, can you imagine Meatlug with her very own egg? It would be so cute."

"If you're gonna hatch that egg, I think you're gonna need a little bit more power than that Chicken."

"I liked him better when he was inside."

"Well, would you look at that. Garff wasn't the only one it worked on."

"I'm sorry, I hum when I'm nervous."

"If you find the weak spot in the cocoon, the rest will crack and fall apart."

Between a Rock and a Hard Place
"The added stability will allow you to fly along the water surface without using any wing-flap. It's ingenious!"

"I hope we didn't startle them too much with all that commotion. Poor things."

"Trapping them, then fighting them, now working them against their will. This is monstrous!"

"I know these dragons. They may seem dangerous and aggressive at first, but they have a softer side."

"They relate more to the cruelty of their captors than to the kindness of somebody who wanted to help them."

"But how many more dragons like these does he have out there?"

Family on the Edge
"What brings Dagur up, anyway?"

"Questionable? Trying to kill us is not questionable!"

"You have to admit, he really has bonded with his dragon well. I'm just saying."

"I will never forget his noble sacrifice."

Last Auction Heroes
"Astrid, I'm sure Hiccup has an idea. You do have an idea, right?"

"He's the only one who's clueless enough to actually pull it off."

"Hiccup, we have to get out of here and stop them from selling our dragons."

"Oh, I'm killing you?"

Defenders of the Wing, Part 1
"You know, her feelings are hurt. You guys were cutting it a little too close."

"This is a very serious looking map."

"Perhaps the truth will set us free."

"Perhaps we can show you some of the things that we've learned."

"Uh, Your Majesty, what dragon is this?"

Defenders of the Wing, Part 2
"That's a very nice axe, Mr. Throk. Is Throk a family name?"

"If any of 'em move, Meatlug, eat 'em."

"Your gamesmanship makes me proud to call you my friend."

"One hit from that ballista and we are dead."

Gruff Around the Edges
"How does one win their weight in gold, exactly?"

"Just when you thought Tuffnut couldn't get any weirder."

"Excuse me, has someone been feeding Meatlug feltzfard again? You know how it bloats her!"

Midnight Scrum
"I don't know, Hiccup. A crowded, public event is the perfect place for bounty hunters to slip in undetected."

"Since Viggo's island is north, the bounty hunters should be heading in this direction."

Not Lout
"And Meatlug was lining up a perfectly good blast when you came out of nowhere to take the shot."

"Snotlout, we almost lost the battle because of you."

"Someone ripped out all my flowers! Who would do such a thing, Meatlug?"

"You? Wanna help me fix my garden?"

"You see, some plants like sun, some like shade, some like partial sun, some like partial shade."

"While flowers can be replanted, a fractured team can take years to fix."

"Nothing's impossible. I'm sure Hiccup has a great plan."

"But if the Dragon Root crops aren't here, where are they?"

Dire Straits
"Impressive! Oh! That's a new formation. Nice Rumblehorn, you guys."

"That route has been known to be a hotbed for Scauldrons."

"But why would a Submaripper take hold in a narrow area? They prefer deeper, open water. They're typically very reclusive."

"Let me worry about those chains. You worry about getting deeper."

"One tug, good. Two tugs, bad. Got it."

"The vibrations from his ship and the Submaripper..."

The Longest Day
"Technically, I think it's night."

"Why are you all looking at me like that? Don't look at me. There's nothing to see here. Walk away. Walk away. Just walk away."

Blindsided
{Quote|Good one, Astrid. I'll have to remember that.|}} "My thunder to lightning calculations are never wrong. And, according to them, well, let's just say it's... Ah. Really close."

"Who would forget something like that? I mean, I guess it is possible. But I would never. But then again, there's a first time for everything."

"I finally know what it is like to be Snotlout."

"All right, Hookfang, let's get something straight. I may not be Snotlout but I am a Dragon Rider. And, as such, I deserve the respect of a Dragon Rider."

"Yeah, I don't think that's [hurting Snotlout] what Hiccup and Astrid had in mind when they asked us to start its training."

Shell Shocked, Part 1
"And now it’s time to introduce the band. I’m Fishlegs. And, on tail bludgeon, we have Meatlug."

"Well, Meatlug and I are way ahead of you, aren’t we girl? We’ve for hiding places inside of our hiding places."

"We shouldn’t trust Viggo as far as we can throw him."

"We’ll protect him as if he were one of your own, we promise."

Shell Shocked, Part 2
"This is all one big game to him, Hiccup."

Living on the Edge
"You mean you've caused worse."

"You mean the very same Death Song amber that withstood the pressure of water hundreds of feet below the surface of the ocean?"

"Well, let's not start slapping each other's yaks just yet."

"What? Look, I didn't have a choice."

"We gotta take this show on the road, we might make it on the fly."

"Uh, who said I wanted to go home? I don't wanna go home."

Sandbusted
"Ah, look at me. I'm a wreck. You'd think I was the one 48 hours away from complete disaster, but it's you."

"Who knows Hiccup better than I do?"

"Don't ask me. She's your betrothed."

"If the curse of you-know-what [tears] is real, and I am not saying it is, many traders and valuables have fallen victim to it and vanished, never to be heard from again."

"Curse of Tears, Treasure of Tears. Makes sense they'd go together."

"A good reason to throw the twins into our volcano?"

Something Rotten on Berserker Island
"I'm so excited to see where Heather comes from."

"That's odd. Dragons are normally very adaptive creatures."

"Then we have to take them on. What? My Meatlug is in there."

"Perhaps the dragons have an allergy to some flora on the island. Maybe there's some wild Dragon Root around here. I can gather samples."

Snotlout's Angels
"You know there is a chance he got caught in that storm. It's pretty brutal out there."

"We're just having some friendly hallucinations."

"Amazing. Just amazing. The density of the vegetation is unparalleled for an island in this area of the- Oh. You were talking about the giant village of women with wings."

"Doesn't he know how female Razorwhips respond to male presence while they're nesting?"

A Matter of Perspective
"Okay, we know the Eruptodon travels north. So, based on its size and speed, we should be able to close the distance."

"How could they know that, Snotlout? They've never been here. No humans have ever been here."

"Maybe we could, you know, just hang out for a bit. As long as we're here. Or we could leave immediately."

"Hiccup, the dragon knowledge we could find here would be immeasurable."

"The organization is uncanny. And the fact that the dragons do this on their own, that they can understand abstract ideas, this place implies a structure to the dragon world we never knew existed."

"It's because they've seen every type of dragon over and over. They've found all the strengths and all the weaknesses."

Return of Thor Bonecrusher
"Well, I think if they need Thor Bonecrusher, we should call on him, right?"

"Are you saying I'm not brave enough? Not powerful enough? That I can't do this, Hiccup?"

"One more handsome ransom, and then we go."

"I tried to get them to tell me who they worked for, but they were tight lipped."

"But if I let them know in that moment that I wasn't Thor, they'd have taken off with the bounty and made you and Alvin shark feed."

Dawn of Destruction
"Snotlout! Don't sneak up on me like that!"

"Hiccup, we were supposed to begin the annual Dragon Census tomorrow morning."

"Wild Singetails are trying to take over the Edge!"

"Oh, I don't know. Because they're ruthless, out to kill, and they outnumber us two to one."

"Uh, guys, I think I saw someone riding one of those Singetails!"

"We're buddies. Remember? Fishlegs and Darkvarg, Darkvarg and Fishlegs!"

"You can mess with me all you want, but you do not mess with Darkvarg!"

"Wasn't it you who was trying to talk us all out of going back for it?"

"When were you planning on telling us you were building another Dragon Eye, Hiccup?"

The Wings of War, Part 1
"I mean, guys, how many of those Dragon Flyers are out there?"

"Don't say silicates, it makes her drool."

"How do they find us so fast?"

"We could really use some help here."

The Wings of War, Part 2
"I don't know how much longer we can hold them off, guys. Not back on our heels, playing defense."

"But, they didn't do anything. They're innocent victims."

"It's a distress signal. All the Singetails in the area are flocking to help the dragon that's in trouble."

"Um, I hate to agree with Snotlout, really, I do, but I just can't see that any of this is good news."