User:Toothless99/Hiccup intro

''This is Berk. It's twelve days north of Hopeless, and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death. It's located solidly on the Meridian of Misery. My village. In a word - sturdy, and its been here for seven generations, but every single building is new. We have fishing, hunting and a charming view of the sunsets. The only problems are the pests. While most places have mice, or mosquitos, we have... ''"dragons"

''Most people would leave. Not us. We're vikings. We have stubborness issues. My name's Hiccup. Great name, I know, but, it's not the worst. Parents say a hideous name will frighten off evil spirits. Like your charming Viking demeanour wouldn't do that.''

''That's Stoick the Vast, chief of the tribe. They say when he was a baby, he popped a dragon's head clean of its shoulders. Do I believe it - yes I do.''

See - old village, lots and lots of new houses.

''The meathead with attitude and interchangeable hands is Gobber. I've been his apprentice ever since I was little - well, littler.''

''Oh, and there's Fishlegs, Snotlout, the twins, Ruffnut and Tuffnut, and Astrid! Oh, there job is so much cooler.''

''One day, I'll get out there. Because killing a dragon is everything around here. A nadder head is sure to get me at least noticed. Gronckles are tough - taking down one of those would definitely get me a girlfriend. The zippleback - exotic. Two heads, twice the status. And then, there's the Monstrous Nightmare. Only the best Vikings go after those. They have a nasty habit of setting themselves on fire. But the ultimate prize is the dragon no-one's ever seen. We call it the... "Night Fury!" This thing never steals food, never shows itself and never misses. No-one has ever killed a Night Fury. That's why I'm going to be the first.''

''Oh, and there's one more thing you need to know. ''"(to stoick) Sorry... dad"

- Hiccup, narrating the beginning of the film.