Mildew / Quotes

How to Start a Dragon Academy
"It's the dragons again. Those demons are not fit to live among civilized men."

"Ah, very well, make your jokes. Meanwhile these dragons upend our village carts! Turn people's houses into piles of rubble!"

"I warned you Stoick. But did you listen to me? No. You put a bunch of teenagers in charge! Now look what the dragons have done! Caging is too good for those beasts."

"You know what your mistake was? Thinking dragons could be trained. But a dragon's gonna do what a dragon's gonna do. It's their nature. And nature always wins."

Viking for Hire
"Well, this is a dark day. A great dragon slayer peddling his weapons as kitchen utensils?"

"Ah, it's hard to watch. Especially for you, eh, Hiccup? The feelings of guilt must be tearing at your insides. I mean, you put him out of business with your little peace pact with the dragons. You ruined his life. Bravo."

In Dragons We Trust
"Oh, don't be so sure. Dragons are wild beasts. There's no telling what else they'll do behind our sleeping backs."

"Oh, what a glorious day that will be. Party at my house!"

{{Quote|Ah, these served us well, didn't they, Fungus? Shame we have to get rid of them.|}

Alvin and the Outcasts
"What are you cheering about? Don't you remember what these beasts have done?!"

Dragon Flower
"Well, so what if I planted some flowers? The town square has never looked better. I was merely trying to spread some beauty and happiness."

"You have no proof, Stoick! You can't blame me every time something goes amiss with your precious dragons."

"Get this poison out of me!"

When Lightning Strikes
"Don't you all understand? Thor is mad at all of us! And I'll tell you why. Because of him! As you all know, the Night Fury is the unholy offspring of lightning and death itself! We've let him live among us and now we will all pay the price!"

"Don't try and stop us, you'll only make it worse for your precious dragon."

"Open your eyes, Stoick. It's the only solution and you know it. It worked with Barnstat and it'll work with Toothless."

Dragon Down
"I told you these dragons would rain doom and destruction upon our heads. I just never knew it would be quite so literally!"

Dangers of the Deep
"... 15 mouths to feed and not a solitary prat between 'em!"

"We'll clobber 'em on the cliffs... Bash 'em on the beaches-- Smash 'em in the surf!"

The Legend of Ragnarok
"Mark my words -- The signs and portents are as plain as the warts on my face. This is how the world ends!"