Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-34320391-20180712000122/@comment-34320391-20180725145522

Also, we find easter eggs around the place, right? So we begin to find parts of this random note, which eventually reads:

Snotlout's Top 5 Worst Guys of the Era

''You know what's worse than the enemy? The allies which are complete idiots. The ones that annoy you or try to beat you up, but you can't kill 'em because they're your 'ally'. I'm not talking about the dickheads like Drago, or Johann, I'm exposing those idols who are actually the worst people to be around. Period.''

5. Atali. I doubt you know her, with her being pretty secretive and all but she definitely had to be on the list. She did become better overtime, like most people, but there's one reason she's one of THE WORST people. She tried to EAT ME!!! In a stew, if that makes it even more barbaric. They treated me like a king, only to fatten me and eat me! When I say they, I mean the WingMaidens, but Atali was their leader. Not all WingMaidens are bad, like Minden, but for someone to order me to be eaten is truly evil.

4. Fishlegs - Oh, I would love to put Fishface up higher in the list. You think he's a prophet, a super-intellectual nerd, who can't harm a fly but YOU KNOW NOTHING! That guy, who you'd think can't do anything punched me in the face!!! And you're not allowed to do anything, because they're the ally. It's painful to bear, trust me.

3. Astrid - Oh, Astrid, Astrid Astrid. The nightmare dressed up like a daydream. Your dream girl who was only ever there to break your heart, over and over. And if that weren't enough, she'll beat the crap out of you. Trust me, that Hofferson was a nightmare. Obviously the scariest on this list, trust me, I would NOT last in a room with her.

2. Dagur - The villainous maniac from Berserker Island who ended up 'turning good'. But he didn't at all. He was just plain out one of the worst guys to deal with. He was a pain in the ass, always mocking me. Me? Snotlout, the almighty Jorgenson. But no, he doesn't call me that. Instead, he's called me Snothat, Snothead, Snotface, Snotpocket, Snotlip, Snothole, Snotnose, Snotrag, Snotpit, Snotrider and Snotknuckles. And you'd think that was humiliating and painful enough right? No. He then starts initiating a program to train Gustav, of all people! Of course it had some good reasoning, and I eventually get given the trophy. All good right? No. It was my first ever trophy in a long time, and then Dagur doesn't even write my name correctly on the trophy! So that trophy's no on the bottom of the ocean, never to be seen again...

1. Drum Roll please. The absolute worst guy is... Hiccup! Oh gods, you don't know how bad it is having Hiccup around. Like seriously, he was my literal, walking and talking, reason of my downfall. He was the reason of my downfall to fame, to fortune, to... everything. I was the biggest, I was the best. And then what happens? One, he steals my girl. Two, he outgrows me. Three, he begins to beat me in everthing. Four, he starts to control the group, my group. Five, he becomes the expectations that my dad wants me to be. Like that skinny weasel? Welll, he's now handsome as **** but, he's your guaranteed worse. Take my word for it. You'll end up living in his shadow, like I did. And you think he's all good, because he's the Legendary Hiccup, right? Well, no. He punched me in the face! I remember it like it was yesterday. I did nothing to him at all, ​​my arms wide open and embracing, the universal sign of peace, right? And what does he do? He rolls up his gods damn sleeves and punches me right in the jaw? I was out for days!!! Hiccup is simply the worst guy. Ever. Period.

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Also another Easter Egg.

In the Sandbuster Cave, we see a treasure chest. It says, "The Property of Sire Ulgerthorpe." We get excited, we're gonna get rich! Inside is just a lot of rocks.

Also in the Sandbuster Cave, is Snotlout's trophy from Dagur, the one that misspells Snotlout's name.

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I should right my section right?

Well not today! (Sorry folks, I'm tired, and lazy, and procrastinating_)