User blog:Hiccup haddock iii/Fanfiction: Weekly News Cast

This a is a sorry that I made for fun. Not my best, but it's okay in my opinion.

Episode One of HTTYD News:

[Crowd cheers as camera zooms in at Hiccup sitting at a desk dressed as a news anchor, Astrid sits beside him]

Hiccup: Hello, and welcome to HTTYD News Weekly! I'm Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III.

Astrid: And I'm Astrid Hofferson.

Hiccup: Today in Dragon news, Toothless ate a cucumber, and is still trying to get some cucumber skin out from between his teeth.

Gobber: [from the audience] So Ironic, isn't it? Toothless getting stuff stuck in his teeth!

Astrid: Wow Hiccup, sounds like you and Toothless are in a pickle. [Crickets chirp, Hiccup stares at her] Get it? Cucumber… Pickle? Eh heh heh.

Hiccup: …Anyway, over to Snotlout with the weather!

Astrid: A pickle is a brined Cucumber! Get it? It's funny!

Hiccup: Astrid.

Camera goes over to Snotlout. Then Hiccuo appears in the top left corner in a box.

Snotlout: Thanks, Hic!

Hiccup: So Snotlout, do you think you can tell us the weather for the week?

Snotlout: Dude, I can tell you the weather for the year, and the one after that, and the one after that! Its going to Hail for three more months, and then its going to snow for nine. Hail, snow, hail, snow, hail, snow. [Tuffnut comes out of nowhere and starts beet-boxing under him, as Snotlout turns it into a rap] Hail, Snow, Hail, Ha-il, snow, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha -ha-hail, snooooooow! [Tuffnut exits]

Hiccup: Just for the week!

Snotlout: Okay, okay! [Turns to look at the map] Yup, we've got a bad storm coming in from the West, but after that some warm breezes from the south and oh! [Looks up at Hiccup in the box] A tiny nerd, coming in from the north!

Hiccup: [Rolling his eyes] Thank you, Snotlout! Now over to the twins with Sports!

Tuffnut: Hey, I'm Tuffnut Thorsten!

Ruffnut: And I'm Ruffnut Thorsten!

Tuffnut: And… Um… Wait, sports?

Ruffnut: We don't play any sports!

Tuffnut: Yeah, It shows, Fatty!

Hiccup: Guys, dragon riding is a sport.

Tuffnut: Errrr...so... I came in second!

Snotlout: [Giggling and entering from the left] That's what she said.

Ruffnut: What are you talking about? I came in second!

Tuffnut: Nu uh!

Ruffnut: Yeah huh!

Astrid: [Entering from the right] You guys ride the same Dragon! Besides, I was the one who came in second.

Snotlout: Maybe so, but let's not forget who has the best dragon!

Hiccup: Yeah, me. Love you, Toothless!

Astrid/Snotlout/Ruffnut/Tuffnut: YOU DON'T COUNT!

[Stoick enters and glares at everyone, and they all go silent]

Stoick: This show is GOING TO THE DRAGONS! Get back to work!

All: Yes Sir!

Hiccup: And now over to Fishlegs, who was lucky enough to be able to attend the Movie Awards show or whatever. Tell us all about it, Fishy! [Camera points over to Fishlegs, who is also at a desk]

Fishlegs: Well Hiccup, How to Train Your Dragon won an Emmy.

Astrid: Yeah?

Fishlegs: Yeah!

Best Writing! Best Storyboarding! Best Production Design! Best soundtrack! Best Directing! Best Character Design! Best character Animation! Best Animated effects! And Finally, Best Animated feature!

[The crowd goes wild!]

Astrid: [Entering] You're forgetting one!

Fishlegs: Do you want to tell him?

Astrid: And Hiccup was voted as having the best voice ever!

[Jay Baruchel is at home, watching, thinking 'That kid looks familiar…']

Hiccup: Seriously!

Fishlegs: Guys, let's get back on track, now, we need to tell them about the sequel!

Hiccup: Oh, right! [He and Astrid run back to the desk]

Fishlegs: Back to you, Hiccup! [Camera points over]

Hiccup: Thank you Fishlegs! In other news...WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A TRILOGY!

Astrid: Calm down.

Hiccup: Okay.

Astrid: One movie at a time.

Hiccup: Right. Back to the sequel. The release date is set for late 2013, early 2014.

Hiccup: Do you think we'll meet Camicazi? Gobber has told me all about her!

Astrid: I don't like her.

Hiccup: You haven't met her.

Snotlout: [From off-camera] What? Is someone a little jealous?

Hiccup: BACK TO THE SEQUEL!

Astrid: It is indeed going to be Epic.

Hiccup: Very Epic.

Tuffnut: [from off-camera] It's gonna be Legit!

Snotlout: Yeah!

Hiccup: Well, thank you all for joining us for this episode of HTTYD News Weekly! See you next week for more… whatever we do on this show!