Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-36570662-20190108010805/@comment-36570662-20190201205006

Of course you do

Why do ships in Norway have barcodes on their sides?

So when they come into port they can Scandinavian!

What condition does a noodle have when it doesn't feel like it's good enough?
Impasta syndrome!

Whats the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can't Tuna fish!

Wanna hear a joke about construction?

I am still working on it! ===A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve string here." So the string goes outside, twists himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago?" The string says, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot."=== What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam!

Be honest did you laugh at any of these? I know I did, even though they are cheesy